The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

[Killswitch]

Apparently I need to start watching Food Network.

Or AMC. They're having a Don Knotts marathon.

 

[neci]

The recipe I go by is.

2 oz. vodka
1 oz. coffee liqueur (Kahlua will work)
and a splash of cream

X 6.

i will take all of this in my coffee, please.

 

[Killswitch]

ewwwwwww!

The buttfucking or the green sauce.

 

[neci]

this conversation is nearing chili dog territory.

i'm going to look for cats.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

i will take all of this in my coffee, please.

I've gotten over several hangovers with that coffee recipe. I prefer a bloody mary though. Now I need to find some pickled asparagus and a hangover.

 

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[Disgustipated]

Apparently I need to start watching Food Network.

They usually cook fairly healthy stuff so it's not like you're going to cook crap if you take their recipes. I made a lightly breaded Cod last night with brussel sprouts and a mushroom salad.

 

[bluemuse]

I had an Emergin-c for breakfast.

 

[Disgustipated]

I had an Emergin-c for breakfast.

Rut Roh!

 

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[Aquagal]

Soooo, more like cousins. Not quite as kinky, but I can work with it.

Something tells me Bad Santa isn't vanilla.

 

[Aquagal]

Pete!

 

[neci]

I've gotten over several hangovers with that coffee recipe. I prefer a bloody mary though. Now I need to find some pickled asparagus and a hangover.

i've been on a bloody maria kick lately. celery and olives soaked in vermouth. freshly grated horseradish. soy and worcestershire. tequila.

I am not at all a fan of hot dogs, but I remember loving a good chili dog back in the day.

i plead the fifth.

 

[Disgustipated]

I'm a very boring cook...

This is a big opportunity for improvement for me. *writes it down on actual paper so the goal is real*

I'm not great but the interwebs is a big help too. You can do it!

 

[bluemuse]

Rut Roh!

I went out to dinner last night and gorged myself. I felt that I needed to atone fort gluttony.

 

[neci]

pepper.

lime juice. lots.

 

[Noor]

Or AMC. They're having a Don Knotts marathon.

Limpet! ?

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

Something tells me Bad Santa isn't vanilla.

It was a fairly accurate portrayal of me. Billy Bob did a good job.

i've been on a bloody maria kick lately. celery and olives soaked in vermouth. freshly grated horseradish. soy and worcestershire. tequila.

Sounds like a good liquid salad. And lots and lots of pepper.

 

[Aquagal]

There should be a cocktail thread.

Tail is optional.

 

[Que]

There should be a cocktail thread.

Tail is optional.

No, tail is not optional.

 

[neci]

There should be a cocktail thread.

Tail is optional.

*swallows*

 

[Killswitch]

Limpet! ?

No. Shakiest Gun, Astronaut and Ghost and Mrs. Muir.

Limpets good though.

 

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[Mr Noone]

I think the next title should be something seasonal. And topical.

Something about Canky Claus.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

Only thing I could think of was "Blurt off, you fuckers."

Does Canky even celebrate Christmas?