ScarlettRouge
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Waiting for these test results is pushing my anxiety level to the brink
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I need better taste in movies, I will just watch whatever is on. Good lord.
Never heard of it. Who is in it?
Very funny. I'm watching The House Bunny and other than what's her name, the red head, it's really bad. But now I'm going to watch the whole damn thing because I want the dumb girl to get the smart guy.
Isn't that dumb?
Are you calling me dumb?
Because we can throw down, I'm in that kinda mood.
*flex*
I am asking of it s dumb to watch a terrible movie about a dumb girl trying to get the smart guy.
But yes let's go. I am putting my swim mask on now.
Fine!
I'll go get my flippers.
I can't swim. So I will be swinging with floaties on. I am not afraid to hit a woman. I don't use open hands.
Who doesn't use an open hand in a water fight?
Pussy.
Are you calling me a twaddle???
When I foot fuck you we will see who will be calling whom a pussy.
Bah, I'm the one wearing flippers, I'd watch your ass if I were you. Literally, watch that ass.
If you can fit a flipper up my heiny then I should be hitting with an open hand and drinking with my pinky out.
Just say "fabulous" a lot. Come on, just for me?
If I am hitting open hand then it will be with the back of my hand and I will be saying "who's your daddy" quite a bit.
Hahahahahaha.
Suuuuuuuure.
Why do I think you just did some pelvic thrusts while typing that?
No clue what you are talking about but now my lower back is hurting tremendously.
Want to forget about our smackdown and go do the Night at the Roxbury thing with me?
I'll even let you be Will Ferrell
Thats sounds perfect. We need to go find some desperate babes who will hook up with us.
"WHAT IS LOVE???? BABY DON'T HURT ME...."
I was thinking about how much I enjoyed dinner with my father, but was distracted by the smack down going on in here. *runs for cover*
Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because you're living on Fantasy Island, man!
you are what you eat. just sayin.