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The most beautiful woman I have ever seen. That amazing smile after too long, the one that's so bright she turns down offers to work as a tanning booth. And strength...so much strength. More than she knows. And above all, amazingly, she cares about me. it blows my mind.
The girls at work are going out tonight and one of them bought in her hair straightners which are tiny ones, I couldn't help but laugh when someone else asked if they were pubic hair straightners....yes the straightners are that small.
Suddenly, VERY SUDDENLY, being THIS close to orgasm on command...
Holy hell!
Seeing a licence plate today that was "DGE 7733" and thinking "I need to ask DGE the significance of "7733" when I get home.
That has serious possibilities. Really.
I think I can speak for... well... me... in saying that more information is needed.
Well, wenchie, I'm so glad you asked.
7733.
The ancient Gunuay people considered these to be symbols of tremendous importance.
The angular numeral 7 is symbolic of the thrusting male member, while 3 was prized as resembling a woman reclining (note the breast symbology). The inclusion of two sets of such symbols is hotly debated in the small Gunuay academic community; some scholars believe it is symbolic of two erotic encounters, while others firmly hold that it denotes multiple partners.
In other words, it's titfucking.
Twice, or within a foursome.
This made me laugh my ass off... so we have 69ing, and now 73ing?
Mmmm I could definately go for a 73 (though I suspect in my local chinese that's battered pork)
I am sorry I only sent the Roomba last Sunday, and that it ate your cat. Next year I am taking you on a cruise, promise.
Yup, and I have pics/video to prove itHope Everyone is doing their part!
That has serious possibilities. Really.
I think I can speak for... well... me... in saying that more information is needed.
Well, wenchie, I'm so glad you asked.
7733.
The ancient Gunuay people considered these to be symbols of tremendous importance.
The angular numeral 7 is symbolic of the thrusting male member, while 3 was prized as resembling a woman reclining (note the breast symbology). The inclusion of two sets of such symbols is hotly debated in the small Gunuay academic community; some scholars believe it is symbolic of two erotic encounters, while others firmly hold that it denotes multiple partners.
In other words, it's titfucking.
Twice, or within a foursome.
Hope Everyone is doing their part!
Hope Everyone is doing their part!
It's just been one of those days.
Pedal to the metal, there's just something about hearing and feeling a V8 at full throttle that really does it for me. I always have a silly grin from ear to ear.
Catching up with my brother for the first time in 5 months and actually having a nice evening with him.
Meeting my brothers new girlfriend and really liking her.
Hearing mum laugh on the phone for the first time in ages, hopefully things are getting better for her.
Talking to someone who always makes me smile without even trying. It's just who they are.
Wait a minute...
May is also Zombie Cultural Appreciation month.
Any way we can combine the two?
Jack off during a screening of Night of the Living Dead?
Masturbate a zombie, maybe?
(I've done this before - no real trick to it.)