Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz

[Miyana Books]

Oh, I was sleeping, didn't hear the phone ring. What did you want...? I see... What's that in your hand? Wait a second! Put that down!

 

[Liar]

*HONK!*

 

[minsue]

*HONK!*

Hey! That's my line!

 

[Guest]

*soothing voice*

Now now dear... it's all going to be all right... just let these nice men fit you for your new jacket, and we'll get you some medicine to cklear up all those nasty voices, now won't we?

 

[Liar]

No, it's not. It's from Honk! the musical.

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[minsue]

No, it's not. It's from Honk! the musical.

http://www.u46.k12.il.us/gl/musicalglenbrook/userfiles/49269_Honk3.jpg

*giggling like a fool*

​

 

[Liar]

*giggling like a fool*

​

Ah, the power of a rapid Google.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Oh, I was sleeping, didn't hear the phone ring. What did you want...? I see... What's that in your hand? Wait a second! Put that down!

*HONK!*

And now for something completely different.












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Rumple Foreskin

 

[Stella_Omega]

And now for something completely different.












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Rumple Foreskin

There are jewels in the crown of England's glory
And every jewel shines a thousand ways

Frankie Howerd, Nol Coward and garden gnomes
Frankie Vaughan, Kenneth Horne, Sherlock Holmes
Monty, Biggles and Old King Cole
In the pink or on the dole
Oliver Twist and Long John Silver
Captain Cook and Nelly Dean
Enid Blyton, Gilbert Harding
Malcolm Sargeant, Graham Greene (Graham Greene)

All the jewels in the crown of England's glory
Too numerous to mention, but a few
And every one could tell a different story
And show old England's glory something new

Nice bit of kipper and Jack the Ripper and Upton Park
Gracie, Cilla, Maxy Miller, Petula Clark
Winkles, Woodbines, Walnut Whips
Vera Lynn and Stafford Cripps
Lady Chatterley, Muffin the Mule
Winston Churchill, Robin Hood
Beatrix Potter, Baden-Powell
Beecham's powders, Yorkshire pud (Yorkshire pud)

With Billy Bunter, Jane Austen
Reg Hampton, George Formby
Billy Fury, Little Titch
Uncle Mac, Mr. Pastry and all
Uncle mac, Mr. Patry and all

allright england?
gwan england
oh england

All the jewels in the crown of England's glory
Too numerous to mention, but a few
And every one could tell a different story
And show old England's glory something new

Somerset Maugham, Top Of The Form with the Boys' Brigade
Mortimer Wheeler, Christine Keeler and the Board of Trade
Henry Cooper, wakey wakey, England's labour
Standard Vanguard, spotted dick, England's workers

-Ian Drury, bless his acerbic soul--