Zen, ASStronomy, and black holes.

[riff]

I was considering the extent to which my head can be inserted up my own ass. At first, I thought "I feel like my head is so far up my own ass that it is coming out of my mouth."

So I am thinking what would happen if my head just kept going deeper and deeper into my own ass?

Outcomes:

I would turn myself inside out and somehow have to get my skull back into my ass and keep going until my skin was on the outside. But if I kept going, it would keep happening. Infinity! Yin and Yang!

Another possiblity is that I would reach a point of infinite curviture and become a black hole. Or a black asshole- I am not sure. I would be so dense that nothing could exist around me without getting sucked in. Don't ask about the radius of my event-horzion. I would be so dense, I couldn't think. Light could not escape me. It would be like shoving my head up my ass and then once I have become this black asshole, the laws of physics take complete control and everything and everyone around me would get shoved up my ass too.

Some people speculate that black holes be like doorways to wormholes (sort of a cosmic colon, I guess) that lead to other universes.

In my case, I think they lead to the General Board of Literotica.

 

[Dillinger]

I'd have to agree. I think if you were to completely insert yourself through your own asshole that you would come out the other side on Lit again BUT... here's my theory - you'd come out as your equal and opposite self. Kind of like an Anti-Riff...

So here is my question to the board as a whole. As each of us travels through our own assholes and back to Lit reinvented as our Anti-selves, our equal but opposites... who would we be?

Who is the equal/opposite Anti-Riff?

Who is the equal/opposite Anti-Dillinger?

Other suggestions?

 

[sunstruck]

I'd have to agree. I think if you were to completely insert yourself through your own asshole that you would come out the other side on Lit again BUT... here's my theory - you'd come out as your equal and opposite self. Kind of like an Anti-Riff...

So here is my question to the board as a whole. As each of us travels through our own assholes and back to Lit reinvented as our Anti-selves, our equal but opposites... who would we be?

Who is the equal/opposite Anti-Riff?

Who is the equal/opposite Anti-Dillinger?

Other suggestions?

Ooo! something to think about on the ride home!

 

[Oilpainter]

Riff

Riff, I dont know what the hell your smoking.......but I want some too.

 

[Ginny]

POODLE

you need to snag vilac's av for a bit......

 

[Dillinger]

*bumping for the night time crowd"

Any suggestions for the Anti-Riff? Anti-Dillinger? Anti-any-one-of-us?

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Well, if you shoved your head that far up your ass, I can tell you one thing my friend, you would need a looooong shower to clean all that poo off of your pretty face!

But really, the Anti-riff? He/It would actually scare me.
The Black Hole of riff. Damn, that is the stuff nightmares are made of! lol

This is a whole new realm of physics, philosophy, and mathematics that I can not equate right now. I am too tired. So I will sleep and think of the anti-riff and the anti-Dillinger and maybe I'll share my nightmares with you all in the morning.

 

[perks]

*bumping for the night time crowd"

Any suggestions for the Anti-Riff? Anti-Dillinger? Anti-any-one-of-us?

anti dill would have to be a vapid girl with no sex drive or sense of humour. Does that exist at lit?

 

[riff]

I cannot concieve of an anit-riff?

Let me try, a perfectly dull and well-adjusted moron?

LOL

 

[Dillinger]

What about the other posters on this thread?

Anti-GeG?
Anti-Sunstruck?
Anti-Oilpainter?
Anti-Ginny?
Anti-perky_baby?

Let me take a shot:

Anti-GeG - RedEyedGirl?
Sunstruck - MoonCaress?
Oilpainter - AcrylicPainter?
Ginny - Rummy?
perky_baby? Slouch_baby?

I'm curious.... who would be the Anti-Marxist? Anti-cymbidia? Anti-KillerMuffin?

Others?

 

[perks]

What about the other posters on this thread?

Anti-GeG?
Anti-Sunstruck?
Anti-Oilpainter?
Anti-Ginny?
Anti-perky_baby?

Let me take a shot:

Anti-GeG - RedEyedGirl?
Sunstruck - MoonCaress?
Oilpainter - AcrylicPainter?
Ginny - Rummy?
perky_baby? Slouch_baby?

I'm curious.... who would be the Anti-Marxist? Anti-cymbidia? Anti-KillerMuffin?

Others?

those aren't really anti personae they're just different. For instance...
Oilpainter would have to be something non subjective like autopartdealer<grin>

 

[TWB]

Yayati???

 

[Dillinger]

yayati is the anti-WHO?

Anti-EVERYONE?

 

[riff]

Well, I just wrote about killing a possum as a child. Yall just leave poor old yayati alone.