Yummy Sexy Recipes
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Rambling Rose
My Aim Is True
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Don't hold back, Moe - give up the goods!
Honey Dust Powder
Great to feel refreshed and you can also lick it off!
Prep time: 20 min
Cost: $5
1 cup cornstarch
1 tbsp. vanilla
1 tsp. pure honey
Mix together vanilla and cornstarch. Then add the honey. Work the honey into the cornstarch/vanilla and rub the clumps between your hands until it turns into very tiny particles. Apply to body with a large brush or feather puff.
SlowMoe
Great to feel refreshed and you can also lick it off!
Prep time: 20 min
Cost: $5
1 cup cornstarch
1 tbsp. vanilla
1 tsp. pure honey
Mix together vanilla and cornstarch. Then add the honey. Work the honey into the cornstarch/vanilla and rub the clumps between your hands until it turns into very tiny particles. Apply to body with a large brush or feather puff.
SlowMoe
Edible Body Paints
Prep Time: 30 min.
Cost $5
disposable plastic jar with dropper top (found at a beauty supply store)
Jello - any flavor
Make the jello according to the directions but add 1/4 cup more water. Pour into container and set in fridge. The extra water will keep it from going solid but will make it thick enough to paint with. Then use on your lover.
P.s. This can stain fabrics so be careful!
SlowMoe
Prep Time: 30 min.
Cost $5
disposable plastic jar with dropper top (found at a beauty supply store)
Jello - any flavor
Make the jello according to the directions but add 1/4 cup more water. Pour into container and set in fridge. The extra water will keep it from going solid but will make it thick enough to paint with. Then use on your lover.
P.s. This can stain fabrics so be careful!
SlowMoe
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Good Smelling Bedsheet Powder
Prep time: 5 min
Cost: $7
1/4 cup baking soda
1 cup cornstarch
1 Tbsp. of your favorite fragrance oil
Glass cheese shaker
Mix together cornstarch and baking soda in a bowl. Then add the fragrance oil and mix with hands. If there are clumps rub them between your hands to powderize. Store in a glass cheese shaker and sprinkle on your sheets when needed.
P.s. Will not stain sheets. And try with essential oil of lavender because it is a great natural sleep enhancer!
SlowMoe
Prep time: 5 min
Cost: $7
1/4 cup baking soda
1 cup cornstarch
1 Tbsp. of your favorite fragrance oil
Glass cheese shaker
Mix together cornstarch and baking soda in a bowl. Then add the fragrance oil and mix with hands. If there are clumps rub them between your hands to powderize. Store in a glass cheese shaker and sprinkle on your sheets when needed.
P.s. Will not stain sheets. And try with essential oil of lavender because it is a great natural sleep enhancer!
SlowMoe
TheCurious
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I can't say I have a ton of home made recipes to add... but I do have one.
My girlfriend expressed the desire one morning, that she wished she could have my cum in her coffee and tea at work... so she could sip on me all day and no one would be the wiser. Being the ever creative (and curious
) one I am I quickly came up with a solution to the said "problem" The needed ingredients and equipment?
Honey (amount may vary, use your judgement, I used two cups)
Wax Paper (about 2 square feet)
Oven
Cookie Sheet
Mortar and Pestle (or patience with a custard bowl and a spoon!)
One large ejaculation
Now for the actual dirty work. Turn the oven on a suitably low temperature like 150-200. While the oven is warming put the wax paper on the cookie tray. You want to fold the edges of the paper under a little to create a slight curve (so when you pour the honey on the tray it doesn't run off and make a mess all over) You can omit the wax paper if you want, but its easier to clena up later, you'll see.
Now comes the fun part. Masturbate Cum on wax paper. Pour honey over cum.... spend a minute mixing them with your fingers until very well blended. Place tray in oven (remember to keep the temperature low, you want to dry the honey not carmelize it)
I've never timed how long it takes, so keep an eye on it. The idea is to dry the honey, not turn it into carmel. The moisture will slowly leech from it and you'll have crystallized honey. Take the tray from the oven, break/scrape the honey crystals off into a bowl or a mortar... and grind up to a fine powder. Put the powder in some suitably cute lil container like a lil glass perfume vial or such... and give to your love.
End result? Said girlfriend could tap a lil bit of honey/cum powder in her coffee or tea and discretely sip on me all day long.
Curious
My girlfriend expressed the desire one morning, that she wished she could have my cum in her coffee and tea at work... so she could sip on me all day and no one would be the wiser. Being the ever creative (and curious
) one I am I quickly came up with a solution to the said "problem" The needed ingredients and equipment?Honey (amount may vary, use your judgement, I used two cups)
Wax Paper (about 2 square feet)
Oven
Cookie Sheet
Mortar and Pestle (or patience with a custard bowl and a spoon!)
One large ejaculation
Now for the actual dirty work. Turn the oven on a suitably low temperature like 150-200. While the oven is warming put the wax paper on the cookie tray. You want to fold the edges of the paper under a little to create a slight curve (so when you pour the honey on the tray it doesn't run off and make a mess all over) You can omit the wax paper if you want, but its easier to clena up later, you'll see.
Now comes the fun part. Masturbate
Cum on wax paper. Pour honey over cum.... spend a minute mixing them with your fingers until very well blended. Place tray in oven (remember to keep the temperature low, you want to dry the honey not carmelize it)I've never timed how long it takes, so keep an eye on it. The idea is to dry the honey, not turn it into carmel. The moisture will slowly leech from it and you'll have crystallized honey. Take the tray from the oven, break/scrape the honey crystals off into a bowl or a mortar... and grind up to a fine powder. Put the powder in some suitably cute lil container like a lil glass perfume vial or such... and give to your love.
End result? Said girlfriend could tap a lil bit of honey/cum powder in her coffee or tea and discretely sip on me all day long.
Curious
