So, I'd get saved... eventually, but it'd have to be in a clean room with no cats, dogs, or children. It's have to be on the first floor with no elevators and my kidnappers better not have any (numerous) poles outside the kidnappers place or lopsided hanging pictures in the hallway to where I'm being held!
Saving me, well now, I would want Nell from NCIS LA running the Op, Kensi from NCIS LA, as Sniper, and Lindsey and Burgess as the ground operatives. Oh and Shae, and the hot female firefighter from Chicago Fire.
"Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"
Well, let's see. I was just watching Fast N Loud, So if they were rescuing me...
Richard Rawlings would come in an try to negotiate with the kidnappers by cutting the ransom down in half, then Aaron would likely start pointing out my flaws and how I might sell better, and KC would complain there isn't any part of me to paint.
Expenditures in gas and time (to arrive at the kidnappers hideout): $100 (they stopped off for beers)
Because they couldn't negotiate the kidnappers down: means an episode loss of my life
I was just watching Doctor Who, so...I'm already saved. I might become immortal, get lost in time, turn into a cyborg of some kind...but the kidnappers will lose.