You're so weird

[Statius]

"It was a dark and footless night. Not a single step was heard in the house. Cuz there were no feet."

Great beginning. Completely original. Run with it!

 

[cw5523729]

I sense a lot of stump puns are afoot

 

[Statius]

I can keep kicking this joke down the road all night

We're gonna have to switch threads, bad puns belong in that one.

 

[redgarters]

As good as that sounds, I was thinking about watching a movie.

 

[NuclearFairy]

We're gonna have to switch threads, bad puns belong in that one.

Bad puns belong wherever they pop up. Like a mushroom after a good hard rain.

 

[Statius]

Bad puns belong wherever they pop up. Like a mushroom after a good hard rain.

Well I suppose this is the weird thread... We can keep the left shoe on the right foot.

 

[cw5523729]

I've only just dipped my toe in the water with all the foot puns I could make

 

[Statius]

As good as that sounds, I was thinking about watching a movie.

Gotta change the title.. take an 'o' out of it. In fact, let's rewrite the movie so it is 'FootLose'.

 

[redgarters]

I've only just dipped my toe in the water with all the foot puns I could make

We're all waiting for the other shoe to drop.

 

[SmilingLez]

We're all waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Or a swift kick

 

[Statius]

As good as that sounds, I was thinking about watching a movie.

Oh yeah, good move picking the original btw! Of course now that I say that, maybe it's the remake that deserves to lose its feet?

 

[Statius]

Or as @SmilingLez said, a good drop kick!

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

Now this is weird to me. I can't imagine not loving cherries. They are so yummy!

I think he's talking about the cherries that grow on trees. I know on Lit, it may mean something else . . .

 

[Britva415]

I've never actually been drunk or high. Despite my dislike of most drinks alcoholic, I have a surprisingly high alcohol tolerance.

However! It does mean that my eyes adjust quite rapidly to changes in light. So I don't suffer blindness when going inside on a bright sunny day, nor does the light suddenly going on hurt my eyes.

I had no idea there was a connection there, or, a connection which had an effect while not actively intoxicated.

 

[Ian_Snow]

Of all the odd things I find attractive, dark eyebrows on blondes has to be up there for the strangest. I'd be a brainless mess if I met, say, Naomi Watts or Rachael Taylor.

 

[Off_base]

All you toe haters are just being pedi

 

[NuclearFairy]

I had no idea there was a connection there, or, a connection which had an effect while not actively intoxicated.

The comment about being drunk or high was in reference to him say it'd be handy when pulled over.

 

[TheLobster]

How could I not notice this brilliant thread before? Must’ve been stuck underfoot.

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

I absolutely adore that the thread on being weird has gotten so weird. It's just...perfect. Thank you @Off_base

 

[YmaOHyd]

We're gonna have to switch threads, bad puns belong in that one.

It's its sole reason for existing!

 

[MrPixel]

Of all the odd things I find attractive, dark eyebrows on blondes has to be up there for the strangest. I'd be a brainless mess if I met, say, Naomi Watts or Rachael Taylor.

Oh, you just had to go there. My first wife was like that. Blonde hair down to her butt, dark, bushy eyebrows, and dark bushy... uh... never mind. Dated another cutie a couple of years later just like that.

The beauty I married years later for keepsies was and still is a natural platinum blonde, 38 years later. Since we were nudists, for several years she refused to shave if only to show off that the carpet matched the drapes.

 

[Lector77]

I sense a lot of stump puns are afoot

Your editor will make you toe the line.

 

[ericalauren]

I borrow pens from everywhere I go. I enjoy writing journal entries, poetry, etc with these borrowed pens. I have quite the collection!

 

[Ian_Snow]

I borrow pens from everywhere I go. I enjoy writing journal entries, poetry, etc with these borrowed pens. I have quite the collection!

I can definitely get behind this. I will take free pens whenever they are available even if I have dozens.

 

[Z_TheWriter]

I give off a vibe. I don't think more gay men than straight women have hit on me, but it's definitely close.

Some people claim that you don't know if you're gay/bi if you haven't tried it out. With the amount of offers I've had, I would definitely know.