You're so weird

One of my friends told me they could no longer trust me, because anyone who puts ketchup on eggs, must have a sinister hidden life.

I put ketchup on eggs and never thought anything of it until I watched an episode of "Fire Country" recently that basically branded anyone who did it as a Yankee devil.
 
Heinz or Hunts? And, yes, it makes a difference...

Kind of like Hellman's or Kraft with mayo.
Heinz and Hellman's
When you were just a youngster, I would go to Seattle regularly (my wife ran a lot of training sessions for Boeing engineers in the 80's, often staying for two weeks at a time and I would fly out during the middle weekend). At least once when I was there, they were in a drought. Historically, it doesn't rain that much over the summer, but A LOT over the winter. Overall rainy days, it's not that much worse than the Northeast (US).
They still get a lot of precipitation in the winter, it's just far more likely to be snow than it used to be.

Also, I used to go playing and swimming in the rain all the time during the summer. If you didn't, then you didn't get to go outside that much in the summer. But then I didn't live on the Seattle side of the Sound.
 
Heinz and Hellman's

They still get a lot of precipitation in the winter, it's just far more likely to be snow than it used to be.

Also, I used to go playing and swimming in the rain all the time during the summer. If you didn't, then you didn't get to go outside that much in the summer. But then I didn't live on the Seattle side of the Sound.
The Olympia peninsula is an f-ing rain forest
 
Probably the weirdest thing about me is that I have an aversion to feet. My own and everyone else's. I can "tolerate" a baby's feet until they start walking. The worst punishment for me would be to go barefoot, whether it be inside or out.


Squishy, slimy touch,
Toes splay wide in open air,
Grit and grime, too much.
 
Also, I used to go playing and swimming in the rain all the time during the summer.
I love summer rain. People tend to run inside and take cover as soon as they feel a drop, but when it's been hot the feel of a fresh rain can be so refreshing. I'm usually the only weirdo adult still standing out in it while all the kids run around jumping in puddles.
 
Probably the weirdest thing about me is that I have an aversion to feet. My own and everyone else's. I can "tolerate" a baby's feet until they start walking. The worst punishment for me would be to go barefoot, whether it be inside or out.


Squishy, slimy touch,
Toes splay wide in open air,
Grit and grime, too much.
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My dreams are weiiiird. Like last night I dreamed that there was something attached to my left hand pulling the skin tight and sucking my blood. I pulled it off and it was an adorable purple three tentacled squid. It was so cute that I couldn't be upset so I kept feeding it my blood until it got big enough to eat whole animals. Which is when I found out that it was actually a mushroom that looked like an adorable fat tentacled big eyed squid. XD That would probably be a nightmare for most people though.
I love summer rain. People tend to run inside and take cover as soon as they feel a drop, but when it's been hot the feel of a fresh rain can be so refreshing. I'm usually the only weirdo adult still standing out in it while all the kids run around jumping in puddles.
It feels Soo good. Unfortunately where I now live there is too often lightning mixed in to safely do that.
 
My dreams are weiiiird. Like last night I dreamed that there was something attached to my left hand pulling the skin tight and sucking my blood. I pulled it off and it was an adorable purple three tentacled squid. It was so cute that I couldn't be upset so I kept feeding it my blood until it got big enough to eat whole animals. Which is when I found out that it was actually a mushroom that looked like an adorable fat tentacled big eyed squid. XD That would probably be a nightmare for most people though.

It feels Soo good. Unfortunately where I now live there is too often lightning mixed in to safely do that.

I swear I'm not kidding - I got halfway through the second sentence when I said "It's gonna be a tentacle."

BOOM! I'm buying a lottery ticket on the way home tonight.
 
Probably the weirdest thing about me is that I have an aversion to feet. My own and everyone else's. I can "tolerate" a baby's feet until they start walking. The worst punishment for me would be to go barefoot, whether it be inside or out.


Squishy, slimy touch,
Toes splay wide in open air,
Grit and grime, too much.
Ahhhhh! I know it's a bit forward, but can we be friends? Can't stand feet! Ask @PennyThompson and @NuclearFairy.
 
My dreams are weiiiird. Like last night I dreamed that there was something attached to my left hand pulling the skin tight and sucking my blood. I pulled it off and it was an adorable purple three tentacled squid. It was so cute that I couldn't be upset so I kept feeding it my blood until it got big enough to eat whole animals. Which is when I found out that it was actually a mushroom that looked like an adorable fat tentacled big eyed squid. XD That would probably be a nightmare for most people though.
That's amazing. I get some bonkers one sometimes too, but I don't know if I've ever had one that cool.
 
My dreams are weiiiird. Like last night I dreamed that there was something attached to my left hand pulling the skin tight and sucking my blood. I pulled it off and it was an adorable purple three tentacled squid. It was so cute that I couldn't be upset so I kept feeding it my blood until it got big enough to eat whole animals. Which is when I found out that it was actually a mushroom that looked like an adorable fat tentacled big eyed squid. XD That would probably be a nightmare for most people though.

It feels Soo good. Unfortunately where I now live there is too often lightning mixed in to safely do that.
Sounds almost like Little Shop of Horrors'
 
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