You're all going to Hell!

[Guest]

Jesus just won't stand for all this ridiculing!

 

[pointless]

but jesus is dead. what does he care?

 

[HeavyStick]

I'm going the good seats.

 

[Nora]

You want me to save you a seat by the pit, GP?

 

[bknight2602]

Aren't we there already?

 

[Romial]

Party in hell everyone!!

 

[nimbus9]

I want to be with my friends.

 

[Guest]

but jesus is dead. what does he care?

There's a rumour he's back and working at Walmart.

 

[marksgirl]

I'm sure we will all be in good company.

 

[Guest]

There are many Latinos who are named Jesus.

HeavyStick, our transexual lap dancer, for example is just such a person.

 

[Guest]

You want me to save you a seat by the pit, GP?

I have reservations in the gods. I've arranged to be buried with my binochs.

 

[ma_guy]

I guess there's gonna be a whole lotta fuckin' goin' on once we all get there!

 

[mbb308]

Ha! I've already been and don't have to go back, unless I want to.

 

[HeavyStick]

I'll probably be popping in hips.

 

[marksgirl]

I'll probably be popping in hips.

Except mine

 

[HeavyStick]

There are many Latinos who are named Jesus.

HeavyStick, our transexual lap dancer, for example is just such a person.

I can't believe you kiss your Dad with that mouth.

 

[nimbus9]

A guy died and went to hell. The Devil said he could choose between any of the three doors. He opend the first one and everybody was on fire, he closed it quick. He opened the second door and it was worse than the first. He opened the third door and there was a garden with many beautiful naked women. He said, " I'll take this one." He went inside and in a short while discovered the women had no pussies. He asked another guy about it and the guy said, "that's the hell of it".




thank you, I'll be here all week.

 

[Lost Cause]

If it's anything like the South Park Hell...

I'll be too busy to notice the difference between here and there.

In the Lit Pit, "Down in front, I can't see!"

 

[Guest]

A guy died and went to hell. The Devil said he could choose between any of the three doors. He opend the first one and everybody was on fire, he closed it quick. He opened the second door and it was worse than the first. He opened the third door and there was a garden with many beautiful naked women. He said, " I'll take this one." He went inside and in a short while discovered the women had no pussies. He asked another guy about it and the guy said, "that's the hell of it".




thank you, I'll be here all week.

Version two:......

A guy died and went to Hell. The Devil gave him the same choice.....3 doors. #1 door revealed people burning in agony. #2 door revealed people feezing, with no clothes on. # 3 door revealed people standing knee deep in shit.
"Hmm, " the guy thought. "This would be bearable." So he told the Devil he'd pick door # 3.
The Devil threw him in and locked the door just as another Devil inside shouted . "OK! Break over. Everyone back on your heads!"

 

[breakwall]

I dont think Jesus would mind...I hear she is a swinging chick.

 

[Guest]

I dont think Jesus would mind...I hear she is a swinging chick.

Thank you, my son.


you get a window seat

 

[ravenchilde]

Party at my place!

I've got a nice three bedroom condo with a great view of the Lake of Fire..and just across the lake you can see the Forest of Suicides.

Only real problem is the air conditioning is on the fritz and theres a bout 40 Starbucks in a three block radius..but hey, it is Hell after all. but then again better than Toronto

 

[curious2c]

OF COURSE!


heh heh heh

 

[marksgirl]

OF COURSE!


heh heh heh

Ah Ha! See? I knew you where a lil

 

[curious2c]

Ah Ha! See? I knew you where a lil

I know I am...what are you?