Your sports bucket list.

[islandman]

The local ESPN affiliate is running a contest that promises to fulfill one item on the eventual winner's sports bucket list.

This got me to thinking what I would choose were I to win. I decided that I would want to go to the World Cup in Brazil in '14. It's Brazil, it's the World Cup. 'Nuff said.


And you?

 

[Sean]

I'd agree with that one. Plus a final Ashes Test in Sydney.

 

[hogjack]

Hogjack's Sports Bucket List:

• Fuck tennis' Williams sisters (same time)
• Bang Danica Patrick
• Do a half-dozen Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders in a row (them wearing standard outfits, of course).
• Anal with at least one Olympic female swimmer (nationality/ethnicity unimportant)
• Oral sex with a female professional wrestler.
• Do tantric sex with adventure sports chick Suz Graham.
• Masturbate between innings while sitting on the pitcher's mound of Yankee Stadium.
• Make love in the backseat of a Formula-1 race-car

 

[RedStar_320]

Hogjack's Sports Bucket List:

• Masturbate between innings while sitting on the pitcher's mound of Yankee Stadium.
• Make love in the backseat of a Formula-1 race-car

1. I applaud you for this one and the zealous concentration required to perform this act while being watched by thousands. The picture in my head is pretty funny followed by Jeter starting the 'slow clap' at the 9th inning.

2. Not much room in the back of one of those being single seaters and all. May I suggest the rear end of a NASCAR Sprint cup car? Just need to find away around the roll cage and you're golden.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Hogjack's Sports Bucket List:

• Fuck tennis' Williams sisters (same time)
  

i would love to fuck both sisters @ the damn same time.

 

[KRCummings]

I think the Summer Olympics would be mine. Tickets to all events of course.

 

[rosco rathbone]

One season as Serena William's personal masseur.

 

[KRCummings]

Hogjack's Sports Bucket List:

• Fuck tennis' Williams sisters (same time)
• Bang Danica Patrick
• Do a half-dozen Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders in a row (them wearing standard outfits, of course).
• Anal with at least one Olympic female swimmer (nationality/ethnicity unimportant)
• Oral sex with a female professional wrestler.
• Do tantric sex with adventure sports chick Suz Graham.
• Masturbate between innings while sitting on the pitcher's mound of Yankee Stadium.
• Make love in the backseat of a Formula-1 race-car

Well sure if you wanna take the easy route.

 

[CHNOPS]

One full season shadowing the manager of an MLB team.

 

[KRCummings]

One full season shadowing the manager of an MLB team.

Any team?

 

[CHNOPS]

Any team?

Honestly, yes, but to pick an active manager I'd be most interested in seeing work, I guess I'd go with Johnson, Washington or Showalter.

 

[hogjack]

Well sure if you wanna take the easy route.

Easy? To accomplish most of this I need to work around a half-dozen restraining orders and that's not even counting family members.

Easy? No.

 

[Disgustipated]

Honestly, yes, but to pick an active manager I'd be most interested in seeing work, I guess I'd go with Johnson, Washington or Showalter.

I hear Wash has the best coke hook-ups. Good choice.

 

[hogjack]

1. I applaud you for this one and the zealous concentration required to perform this act while being watched by thousands. The picture in my head is pretty funny followed by Jeter starting the 'slow clap' at the 9th inning.

2. Not much room in the back of one of those being single seaters and all. May I suggest the rear end of a NASCAR Sprint cup car? Just need to find away around the roll cage and you're golden.

Thank you. I will adjust the Bucket List. I might replace Formula-1 backseat with a session on the hood. But comfort is thrown out the door then.

 

[CHNOPS]

I hear Wash has the best coke hook-ups. Good choice.

Ha! I think that team makes one great move after another, especially in the off-season. It's paying off...

 

[Disgustipated]

Ha! I think that team makes one great move after another, especially in the off-season. It's paying off...

Bridesmaids, bro. Always.

 

[CHNOPS]

Also, I should add Dusty Baker to the list.

 

[islandman]

Ha! I think that team makes one great move after another, especially in the off-season. It's paying off...

We'll see after this postseason with Hamilton a FA at season's end.

Plus, I think they'd like to have that Darvish signing back.

 

[CHNOPS]

Bridesmaids, bro. Always.

Think about that, though...

Anyway, I don't care if the team I shadow wins the Series. I can put that as a separate item on my list. It's the season-long Inside Baseball stuff I want.

 

[Tryharder62]

I'd like to go to Wimbeldon. No, it does not have anything to do with the Williams Sisters.

 

[chillywilly2]

For sports I would be picking speckled trout fishing in Northern Quebec, and then I saw Hogjacks list and I started to rethink it.

PS, somebody please tell KRC that the summer Olympics are over now

 

[islandman]

PS, somebody please tell KRC that the summer Olympics are over now

You may not be aware, but they'll return in four years' time.

 

[chillywilly2]

You may not be aware, but they'll return in four years' time.

who the hell wants to wait 4 years...and look at where they will be...no thanks

 

[islandman]

I'd like to be the guy who adds the asterisk to Barry Bonds' Hall of Fame plaque.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Not to hijack a thread, but picking an ultimate sporting event to attend in the future is potentially underwhelming even if it is the Super Bowl or the World Series. Who wants to see a blowout or sloppy play that fails to live up to the hype?

The better question is, "Of all the most thrilling moments in sports within your lifetime, what is the one you would have most like to have seen in person?"

For me, that's easy. The 1980 Miracle on Ice win by team USA over the Soviets.