KachinaDoll
Petite but fierce.
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Nothing at all. I just read some stories on Xhamster when they still had a stories section and thought, 'I can do better than this crap'.
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Fantasizing is researchI have a PHD in smut from Oral Roberts University and had several stories selected for their annual erotic literature collection, and have put in thousands of hours of fantasizing independently.
My wife found lit before me and enjoyed reading here. When I started writing she pushed me to post here, and I'm like I don't know if I'm good enough. Her response was, "Well, there are some really good stories there, but there's a ton of shit, so you won't be the best, but you won't be the worst."Nothing at all. I just read some stories on Xhamster when they still had a stories section and thought, 'I can do better than this crap'.
A co-worker of mine does stand up and the first night he did it, a bunch of us went to support him. One of his lines was simple, but funnyAlright, funny anecdote.
The company I used to work for used a lot of pop-rivets to mount various equipment and so forth. The tool used for popping the rivets was known as a "pop-rivet gun" or sometime a "popper" for short.
And the most popular brand of pop-rivet gun was known as a Cherry™.
You can probably imagine the shock that fell across a poor new guys face when I turned to him and asked him (with the utmost sincerity) to go to my bag and bring me the "Cherry-popper".
He looked at me as if I'd just asked him to go grab the "Virgin-Fucker".
Actually, I wrote a lot of reports regarding construction so the words "Erect" and "Erection" were used a lot. Never thought about it to much at the time but now they seem to take on a whole different meaning.If you were writing about plumbing connections, I imagine the word "nipple" might have come up a time or two.
And electrical engineers use "female" and "male" fairly liberally when describing electrical connections. I remember reading about the adapter that lets you connect two cables with male ends so they can become one longer cable. It was seriously discussed whether this adapter should be called "Lesbian" because it had two female apertures or "gay" because it "connected two males."
At one point my wife worked for a local chapter of Goodwill, she was in charge of the "Leap" program which helped people who were coming off long term disability or welfare(some kicked off it) to get back into the work force.Actually, I wrote a lot of reports regarding construction so the words "Erect" and "Erection" were used a lot. Never thought about it to much at the time but now they seem to take on a whole different meaning.
Years ago, I was driving around with a friend from college, and she pointed out the window and said,At one point my wife worked for a local chapter of Goodwill, she was in charge of the "Leap" program which helped people who were coming off long term disability or welfare(some kicked off it) to get back into the work force.
In one of her classes she'd ask what people had done before and a young attractive girl announces "I was a fluffer."
My wife said she couldn't help saying "You were what?"
"A fluffer, I worked at Target and I'd go around fluffing the pillows and towels in the displays to make sure they looked good."
My wife was like "Oh, okay"
She told me that night she kept looking around and no one else seemed to be smirking or looking surprised, and wondered if she were the only one who knew what the term meant in porn terms.
Then blamed me for corrupting her.
I've used this term a few times in stories. Whether its a regional thing and I still hear it here once in awhile, or just my age.I'll be honest, I didn't even think people used the term "gangbanger" to mean gang member anymore, but she had never heard of "gang bang" meaning rape.
Great story. Reminds me of the time I was in an auto repair shop in San Francisco in the late 80s.Alright, funny anecdote.
The company I used to work for used a lot of pop-rivets to mount various equipment and so forth. The tool used for popping the rivets was known as a "pop-rivet gun" or sometime a "popper" for short.
And the most popular brand of pop-rivet gun was known as a Cherry™.
You can probably imagine the shock that fell across a poor new guys face when I turned to him and asked him (with the utmost sincerity) to go to my bag and bring me the "Cherry-popper".
He looked at me as if I'd just asked him to go grab the "Virgin-Fucker".
That's funny.At one point my wife worked for a local chapter of Goodwill, she was in charge of the "Leap" program which helped people who were coming off long term disability or welfare(some kicked off it) to get back into the work force.
In one of her classes she'd ask what people had done before and a young attractive girl announces "I was a fluffer."
My wife said she couldn't help saying "You were what?"
"A fluffer, I worked at Target and I'd go around fluffing the pillows and towels in the displays to make sure they looked good."
My wife was like "Oh, okay"
She told me that night she kept looking around and no one else seemed to be smirking or looking surprised, and wondered if she were the only one who knew what the term meant in porn terms.
Then blamed me for corrupting her.
Henceforth, I am going to advocate for calling that person the 'mash,' from 'bangers and mash.'I've used this term a few times in stories. Whether its a regional thing and I still hear it here once in awhile, or just my age.
Now I'm wondering if the center of attention is the gangbangee
I learned it from watching you!And your wife wonders if you are a bad influence.
Cool now we can do an x-rated parody of the Monster MashHenceforth, I am going to advocate for calling that person the 'mash,' from 'bangers and mash.'
This Halloween story practically writes itself!Cool now we can do an x-rated parody of the Monster Mash
We use Dykes (Dikes?) at my old job too. What would have been EVEN funnier, is if your colleague had asked for "a pair of dykes".Great story. Reminds me of the time I was in an auto repair shop in San Francisco in the late 80s.
Lesbian couple has their VW in for service, one of the mechanics within sight (and hearing) asks a colleague over at his toolbox:
'Ron, can I borrow your 'dykes' (cutting pliers) for a moment?'
Both women's jaws dropped, then a death-ray stare ensued.
I did not feel it my responsibility to explain things.
"Dikes" is short for "diagonal cutters." Just the tool for the job.We use Dykes (Dikes?) at my old job too. What would have been EVEN funnier, is if your colleague had asked for "a pair of dykes".
That's what I always call them, like a pair of pliers/scissors.
I'm sure "Let me borrow that pair of dykes" would have went over even better with those two ladies.
Hobby writer since the early 1970s, since just after I learned to read. Fiction and non fiction. Got called into the Principal's office in middle school so he could tell me that my school newspaper article on Memorial Day made him cry. In sophomore English class, one of the cheerleaders volunteered to read my short story in front of the class because she liked it so much (didn't do me any good in regards to getting with said cheerleader, or any others). Won an honorable mention in a magazine contest, back when print was the only thing.Curious about what background people here have as writers.