Your Penis and You

[anthilly]

So my wife showed me this picture and I just have to share it. And since I'm sharing I thought I'd see if there were a few people brave enough to tell what kinda of penis they have and if requested prove it. So look at the below chart, then determine which category you or your S/O falls into!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJ4Jve1WUAEQBqe.jpg:large


*DISCLAIMER*

This is not meant to degrade or diminish anyone's opinion of their own penis. This is good matured fun and should be treated at such.

 

[MarkoAaron]

I'm a "slim jim". Wish I had more girth :'(

 

[anthilly]

I'm a "slim jim". Wish I had more girth :'(

Hey we all wish we had something, but theres a desire for everyone of these penis types

Guys, come one be proud, get all caveman and hold it in one hand and say this is my penis, hear it roar. O.k. don't really do that, unless your gonna video it but post no one is gonna bite unless you want them too.

Oh and girls don't be shy, encourage the men of lit to post and if you want to see post your desire.

 

[FelicityJohns]

Hey we all wish we had something, but theres a desire for everyone of these penis types

Guys, come one be proud, get all caveman and hold it in one hand and say this is my penis, hear it roar. O.k. don't really do that, unless your gonna video it but post no one is gonna bite unless you want them too.

Oh and girls don't be shy, encourage the men of lit to post and if you want to see post your desire.

Hey, Ant, you didn't say what you got C'mon now.

My SO would fall into the leaning tower, I think... been so long though, who's to say!

 

[anthilly]

I did too, but if you don't believe me what do you think I have?

 

[Oldmanandsea]

The Chode looks close to me...

 

[makemewet69]

Hubby has a short Channing Tatum

 

[anthilly]

Well the tatum seems to be the most popular, but I wonder when we will get one of each type. Gotta catch em' All!

 

[RDRUMMER]

Mine is The Owen Wilson Nose...haha!

Hits the right spot every time.

 

[twister947]

I had a skin cancer removed 2 years ago...the scar remains. Frankencock.

 

[anthilly]

I had a skin cancer removed 2 years ago...the scar remains. Frankencock.

So OTHER? lol

 

[VThorny]

Channing Tatum!

 

[IARainman]

I'm slim or channing hard to tell, maybe someone would like to judge for me

 

[NorCalCumCannon]

Mine's curved up so I chose the Owen Wilson nose

 

[followmenow6969]

My hubby is the Channing Tatum

 

[mcrdsd911]

Owen Wilson for sure

 

[ProfQ1955]

Anybody got a microscope I need to see what I got? ( come on I think that is
Funny)

 

[bulgy_pants]

I'd say im a mix of "the channing tatum" and "owen wilsons nose"

 

[anthilly]

I keep waiting for our first Snuffleupagus

 

[scott6251]

I'd say im a mix of "the channing tatum" and "owen wilsons nose"

ditto - not a bad shape!

 

[paul466]

I'm thinking I'm the Channing Tatum...my pic is in my profile .

 

[SunDevilGirl]

I keep waiting for our first Snuffleupagus

This is the best thing I've read all day.

 

[policywank]

I keep waiting for our first Snuffleupagus

That is my man

 

[HoldYouDown]

Channing Tatum. But I see a lot of Channing Tatums on here. Maybe we're too self-flattering.

 

[nakedplay]

No snuffleupagus yet. Going with a slim Jim I thought think.