Your Penis and You

[numeniusa]

Yes, this poll is too US-centric...

...but my curve means that I most resemble the Owen Wilson (whoever he is )

^^^ True dat...

Oh, I'm awfully sorry, went a little Baltimore there for a second...

The balls are kind of small on the CT, aren't they? Otherwise it's rather lovely. I think H looks like CT from the front, but with bigger balls, and OW from the side, because of the curve.

 

[5watcher]

Anybody got a microscope I need to see what I got? ( come on I think that is
Funny)

That was funny

Mine is a combination of The leaning tower of Penis or Robitussin.

 

[albertaboy]

I am more of a CT, given the pictures don't have any size reference.

Average sized with a head slightly bigger than the shaft and about 6" long, reasonable girth.

 

[paul466]

I really don't know which one I am....I'll let others tell me , pic in my profile

 

[Interested_Girl]

Is it wrong that I clicked on the poll to see who had the Snuffalufugus, and to see if any of them had pics in their profile.

God, sometimes I even want to hurt myself for being such a curious ass.

 

[Artfan2]

Is it wrong that I clicked on the poll to see who had the Snuffalufugus, and to see if any of them had pics in their profile.

God, sometimes I even want to hurt myself for being such a curious ass.

Hmm ...I can do a Snuffalufugus pose. Can't promise that it's exactly the same though.

 

[suckonsimon]

I am more of a CT, given the pictures don't have any size reference.

Average sized with a head slightly bigger than the shaft and about 6" long, reasonable girth.

Hey, twins then!

 

[Interested_Girl]

Hmm ...I can do a Snuffalufugus pose. Can't promise that it's exactly the same though.

Bring it on!

 

[Artfan2]

Bring it on!

Okay, in my profile.

 

[Interested_Girl]

Okay, in my profile.

Good lord.

 

[ilovetoeat42]

This is awesome.

 

[liquid_dares]

I'm saying some mix of the Channing Tatum and the Slim Jim....idk...look at my profile pic and judge for yourself!

 

[fitdaddy6936]

I guess Channing Tatum... I'm not sure.

 

[txfuncouple]

Slim Jim with very slight downward curve

 

[Erodicus]

Probably a Channing Tatum.

 

[AliveInside]

I went with Owen Wilson's Nose. Felt like the closest match.

 

[roc23]

The Tatum. But I'm a little less thick.

But I'm always hard it seems like.

 

[turbocs37]

Slim jim

I have a slim jim that isn't particularly slim but isn't real thick either. Not up to the channing tatum thickness anyway.

 

[MrEd63]

Leaning Tower - but unused for many years

 

[LeeFL]

Curvy Up

Owen Wilson - mines always curve up!

 

[Peeperguy29]

My Penis

The Owen Wilson Nose - So Fun To Play With

 

[craiger58]

My Penis

This is my penis. There are many like it but this one is mine.
My penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my penis is useless. Without my penis I am useless.
I must fire my penis true.
I must shoot straighter than my competition, who is trying to get a 'kill'.
I must shoot off before he does. I will. Before
God I swear this creed: my penis and myself are defenders of my territory, we are the masters of my competition, we are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no competition, but piece (of ass for all).
Amen.

 

[secret_passion49]

Mine is closest to Owen Wilson's Nose. The only one I've ever had in my mouth was the same.

 

[luckyseven]

My erect penis definitely curves slightly upwards and gives me more contact with my wife's g-spot. My wife's orgasms from G-spot stimulation feel different and more intense than clitoral orgasms.