>>> Your One-Line Naughty Confessional <<<

I am only here for the titties. :eek:

riiiiight. :cool:

I'm not really a goody-two-shoes, I only play one on Lit.

I really am I goody-two-shoes, hell if I'm gonna play one on Lit, too. :devil:

"i'd only be willing to bother putting it on if jameslewis was planning on taking it off again. "

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I think I like where you're going with that. ;)
 
when someone tells me to think of them when i'm getting squirmy, i sometimes toss a second playmate into the fantasy mix. :eek:
 
I let him call me at work so I could listen to him jack off to pics I sent him, while he told me all the dirty things he wanted to do to me.
 
i send him naughty pics at work, even though it means he's then stuck behind his desk for a while. :rolleyes:
 
My ex boss used to put me on his desk and eat me for lunch. :eek:
 
I arranged for a lunch, dinner and then a movie with a woman...because she said she'd only have sex after the third date....
 
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