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[WolfsButterfly]

An extra fry for Butt. -Today

I wanna grab that smexy Liv hair while you do naughty stuff to Little Steve. -Yesterday (had to share that one lol)

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Sent: It's probably bad that I'd rather cancel my date than get in the shower...right? Life was easier when I was 8.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Me: Brunch in bed and morning sex, please.

Him: A.) I already had morning sex
B.) I already had brunch
C.) I thought about you during morning sex.. and came pretty hard doing it. "She" should not be taking a whole lot of credit for that orgasm.
D.) I would gladly have sex with you right now. In fact, I want it bad.
E.) Pizza afterwards??

Me: You're awesome. You win afternoon sex and pizza!

 

[BlackCashmere]

Sent yesterday...

Have a beautiful day today...I love you...Bless you...

But I never get any...aww...

 

[Fire_Star]

Sent yesterday...

Have a beautiful day today...I love you...Bless you...

But I never get any...aww...

Where would you like them sent too

I sent one to somebody, and that is between her and me

 

[WolfsButterfly]

About to take a shower myself here in a few. Finishing up code work for today.

 

[Kate_88]

Go be you and you won't have a thing to worry about! They'll love you!

---to a friend anxious about an upcoming interview

 

[VanGogh66]

Anything for you

 

[lacandy]

And more fun too!

 

[PlayfulTeasing]

Well sucks to be you, maybe you should travel less

 

[gardenia19]

Horror or both

 

[MaxSmith]

We are off the ship.

 

[WolfsButterfly]

And holy fuck that's super hot when you swallow. Just thought you should know.

 

[Sexycutie78]

i know.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I promise

 

[Youremine]

I'm googling pork fairy now

(btw there was much less porn in the google results than expected)

 

[MaxSmith]

Sweet Dreams, sexy.

 

[smotherman]

I can't wait

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Orange: Hi from Orange. You're currently using data in Ireland. This costs £8 per MB. So, if you dont have it already, you could make great savings by taking the Travel Data Saver 30 day bundle which costs £15.32. This gives you 10MB to use over 30 days.

 

[kimbalee]

"I liked the first one the best."

 

[imphoebe]

"Fuck I wish I could feed you my cum tonight"

mmmm. he knows how to get me going

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Bubbles!

 

[LadyVer]

Yes..

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Orange: Hi from Orange. You're currently using data in Ireland. This costs £8 per MB. So, if you dont have it already, you could make great savings by taking the Travel Data Saver 30 day bundle which costs £15.32. This gives you 10MB to use over 30 days.

I bet that made you overcome with lust. hehe

 

[PrissOff]

2 loaves of bread and a gallon of milk.

(Yeah, the stuff that dreams are made of.)