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[help_me_Rhonda]

'Rectum'?
Nearly 'Killed-um'

 

[FirestarterRed]

Kisses all over you

 

[smotherman]

I'll leave you happy as can be

 

[mindseduction]

Good morning beautiful

 

[kimbalee]

you know you love me, so shut up and do it.

see you on turkey day, bitch.


sent to my sister who needs to do what I say, and like it.

 

[Slow Ride469]

Cross Canadian Ragweed the song is Alabama




LOL....I text a band buddy for info on a song they play.....and it's a cool song

 

[Paul_Chance]

Pizza order is in.

 

[PrissOff]

Yes!! LOL!

 

[smotherman]

I'll talk to you after work

 

[veryviolet1]

Don't you mean Hell Yes!!!

 

[kimbalee]

yeah. uh huh. whatever you say.

 

[XdOu™]

+1-203-517-???? 8:01 pm
I appreciate everything u do u treat me very good

 

[RedVixen]

the kittens are trying to steal my lunch lol

 

[WolfsButterfly]

You know, I forgot to give you that computer here again. Bleh.

 

[papadoc19]

:d...

 

[theapproachingcurve]

You're the most seductive thief I know. You make me wish I could fold this landscape like a map, our two cities meeting at the same point.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

Me: Did I leave my bra at your house Jasmine?

My mom: Marceline?!?!? Are you a lesbian?????

Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK! :|

 

[Paul_Chance]

Strange Days!

 

[papadoc19]

Lol...those were mmmm's of sweet pleasure...xoxo

 

[vavavaVoom]

I know you will. I will remember to wear a dress

 

[smotherman]

sunday is good for me

 

[kimbalee]

sunday is good for me

shut the f up, bitch! I've had enough of you today!

(in reply to my sister who is using my mom's voice nagging me: Slow down! You're gonna get a ticket! Where's the fire? It's only 35mph here, not 60!")

 

[j769]

What are you wearing?

 

[Paul_Chance]

Slight improvement is a good thing. Short term memory loss and general confusion.

 

[smotherman]

shut the f up, bitch! I've had enough of you today!

(in reply to my sister who is using my mom's voice nagging me: Slow down! You're gonna get a ticket! Where's the fire? It's only 35mph here, not 60!")

Thanks for clarifying that. I thought you were telling me to shut the fuck up lol