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[Size13]

Me... "you know I have an oral fixation for pussy. I love to make a woman cum hard with my mouth. Distracted yet?"

 

[Lily13]

Where are ya?

 

[Size13]

Where are ya?

A long ways away...

 

[WolfsButterfly]

So am I.

 

[Treasured]

Love ya too

 

[Nina327]

i got dizzy again today

Fluids, protine and salt

alright

-laughs-

?

Yea, re-read that. Realized you can get all three from a blowjob. But i recomend drinks, food and salt.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

to me: "You totally suck. thank you."

from my jogging partner

 

[vibes]

"A tout à l'heure ma chère"

 

[nel1991]

i want to juggle some balls..

 

[MrsMellowCake]

Him: Where are you now?

Me: I'm sat on a bench outside The Laurels with no shoes on eating a dry baguette. Hungry.

Him: Really?

Me: No.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

HIM: ........I wouldn't have gotten off of your ass.

ME: LMAO

 

[scottishgirl]

Him: Fancy drinks tonight?
Me: High fives and ass slaps! Must of read my mind. Xx

 

[Cymru6969]

iawn! arbed diod i mi

 

[help_me_Rhonda]

This one was disturbing-
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Slut

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You would be fun to rape...

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I still have it- thought about reporting him.

 

[TheSilverLining]

(from earlier tonight)

Best girl's teenage daughter : Alice! U better not bring me mam back pissed again 2nyt!

Me : Ermmmmm......


(just now)

Best girl's teenage daughter : I'm gonna fkin kill U!!!!!

*oopsy*

 

[Treasured]

Seriously? You told hime to suck a fart outta your ass?
LMAO. Way to go sissy!

 

[WolfsButterfly]

And I always have Joe time.

 

[Yukki_love]

"Tomorrow. 12. Same place. Don't be late. I have a little surprise for you."

 

[BBWangeleyes]

last received "I love you"

last sent "Make me a deal, bitch "

 

[parker77]

Pardon my language, but, "Fuck that!"

I really appreciated the preface!

 

[munch2much]

Received - I can make lots of money for the PPI I was mis sold. I don't think I ever took any PPI in the first place.

I knew she was being unfaithful to me... and she even used exactly the same smooth lines on you as she did me!

 

[meliora72]

Him: Don't 4get
Me: I won't
Him: U will, u always do
Me: 4get what?

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Do u know how old brianna is

 

[NeonSubtlety]

"I know. I sneezed and she almost shanked me with her diabetes thing. Old people are awesome.

 

[raiguy]

"I lost servce....."