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[Keleigh]

Cuz God knows it'll be 3 or 4 weeks into the new season before we r able to catch up!

 

[Chaingun]

Gina: I'm not a late sleeper
Gina: Yep, I'd get your ass up.
DAVE: It's not my ass I want you to get up.

 

[Treasured]

I didn't hang up I lost ya. Will call when I have bttr service.

 

[Scrubber]

Eek. ...

 

[kimbalee]

From my sister: "Hey, what's that pumpkin cookie recipe for dumbasses that's so freakin easy even I can't screw it up?"

my reply: I'll just make them for you.

 

[Treasured]

He'll perk up...

LMAO!

No it wasn't. It was; sorry thought I hit send and didn't.

 

[njoyndesire]

It was a lot of fun...always is.

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Haha, you should write about it, babeh.

 

[Yukki_love]

Me: What are you doing right now?
Him: Getting it in
Me: ... seriously?
Him: Yea, jealous?
Me: Pft, not one bit, hurry it up asshole, I need you to take me somewhere, please!
Him: Give me an hour
Me: Dammit ___! ... Fine.
Him: Haha see you then

The things I must wait for since I don't have my own damn car.

 

[GenuineGuy]

Hahahah ^^^^^^ hilarious Yukki! I just bought a car so I used to have to get rides, I know how you feel.

 

[VIPER2121]

did they have a crew last night?

 

[heartlessbytch]

Whatcha doing?


from my niece sitting across the room....kids

 

[RedVixen]

dont forget soap...

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

"lol no...just no"

 

[dirtywilf]

"For sure! Thats what muscle ups do for you!"

 

[hwwannabe]

that IS the point!!!

 

[ManOSafety]

Can you come get me?

 

[WolfsButterfly]

It didn't really rain over here at all. The ground still looks dry.

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

She's growing up, what can I do about it?

 

[Treasured]

Hey how much ya love me? Will you make 5 candy pizzas for the bake sale next month?

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Sarah, as your legal advisor I would advise you to lick his face. His beautiful Italian face.

 

[MrsMellowCake]

Oh dear...as long as they are anonymous!

 

[TheSilverLining]

Life happened! Sorry! I'm very, very impressed! You definitely deserve some sort of reward!

 

[rob_4u2]

I'll meet you guys afterwards @ billy bobs

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I'm out of work