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[GiggLeGasm]

thank you for the xxxxxxxxx baby!

 

[Size13]

Telling my FWB what is up for Saturday

 

[lacandy]

"Let me know when I can call"

 

[WolfsButterfly]

where r u?

 

[SweetMystery]

Me: On your way?
Him: Yes.
Me: Happy girl.
Him: Hmmm...horny girl?
Me: You have to ask? How about the boy?
Him: Maybe a tiny bit.
Me: Oh...okay. *snort*
Him: Thought you might find that amusing.

 

[LadyVer]

Thanks, ____. Love you. (To my son)

 

[hwwannabe]

Last received "Did you check at B&N?"
Sent "Yep :-( I'll have to see if I can get it online"

 

[Mrtenant]

from my ugly fat friend ( male ), who's really kinda fun and funny that I've known for 25 years

shame on u $ not inviting me 2 din & then not taking advantage of me

 

[veryviolet1]

Any news yet?

 

[TheSilverLining]

Oh Alice you are scaring the shit out of me.
I am in the house on Friday if you want to pop round for your caffeine fix xxx

 

[Treasured]

Seriously he did what? U need to call me NOW!

My big sister

 

[veryviolet1]

When is he scheduled?

 

[Scentofawoman]

A man needs to get a lap dance from women of color to know that not all girly parts are white and pink.

 

[WolfsButterfly]

...

 

[IamTom42]

Awww he looks so sad wif his head down.

He'll perk up...

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Oh. My Fucking God that's hilarious...
And perfect!!!!

 

[Hissub1111]

Food!

That's all it said...

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Mine was just finalizing plans for a fantasy football draft party.

Yay football!!!

 

[veryviolet1]

Thanks for letting her come play!

 

[desireinyellow]

Are you home?

 

[LongPenStroke]

Me - Slow strokes out, followed by fast rough strokes in. Is that what you want?

Her - Yes, it is! BRB Packing

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Goodnight from a lovely friend

 

[hwwannabe]

Grandma's giving me 150$ for back to school shopping!!!

 

[C5MiGuy]

Nothing.

That's wasn't the text. I just have zero text messages on my phone.

 

[bare_floors]

'Good night, Sweets ;-)'