Your Food Thread

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The Ogre Husband has cleaned me out of rum.
I cannot do a taste test.

First thing-

Search for the recipe.

Cheesecake ?
I can never hope to approach the perfection of Babycakes.
A Grail that cannot be found


I have not begun a happy marriage
with my oven
Still dating.

Mom's oven belongs to another.
 
i had a friend,
now gone...
who brought to me
each year
about 6 of those devilishly good
mason jars
of red gold...

total brain-gasm
seeing that shot, thor.

had not lovingly remembered her so
in far too too long.
 
The Ogre Husband has cleaned me out of rum.
I cannot do a taste test.

First thing-

Search for the recipe.

Cheesecake ?
I can never hope to approach the perfection of Babycakes.
A Grail that cannot be found


I have not begun a happy marriage
with my oven
Still dating.

Mom's oven belongs to another.

No rum for the cheesecake?

Grand Marnie will work.
 
i had a friend,
now gone...
who brought to me
each year
about 6 of those devilishly good
mason jars
of red gold...

total brain-gasm
seeing that shot, thor.

had not lovingly remembered her so
in far too too long.

Welcome.

Mine are prettier, with layers of onions ans salmon, and a bit more pickling spices.
 
The Ogre Husband has cleaned me out of rum.
I cannot do a taste test.

First thing-

Search for the recipe.

Cheesecake ?
I can never hope to approach the perfection of Babycakes.
A Grail that cannot be found


I have not begun a happy marriage
with my oven
Still dating.

Mom's oven belongs to another.

the oven can be a beast...
i'm nothing
trying to dance with it and pastry...

with animal flesh
or hard vegetables
and
a passel of herbs and spices,
that hot bitch sings for me...

the oven demands patience
when it doesn't scream for impatience.
and though the gist
and the steps to its dance
are entirely logical...
it whispers to you elsewise
far too often...

please note:
i am trying like hell to avoid the sweets
 
the oven can be a beast...
i'm nothing
trying to dance with it and pastry...

with animal flesh
or hard vegetables
and
a passel of herbs and spices,
that hot bitch sings for me...

the oven demands patience
when it doesn't scream for impatience.
and though the gist
and the steps to its dance
are entirely logical...
it whispers to you elsewise
far too often...

please note:
i am trying like hell to avoid the sweets

You probably wouldn't like this tiramisu cake I made then.
 
But even with my misgivings with the word 'moist' .. I will certainly be making it :)

I don't "get" the misgivings about MOIST, but now that I know it'll come in handy.

Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Most. Moist. Moist. Moist.
 
I don't "get" the misgivings about MOIST, but now that I know it'll come in handy.

Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Most. Moist. Moist. Moist.

say all those moists really fast... then tell me you don't hate the word.
















jerk
 
It doesn't need to be. That it is is satisfactory. That food is sensually appreciated is enough. :). That we can share and and learn or appreciate already known pleasure is sufficient I think. :).

Elle

I don't think you understand the established meaning of 'food porn'. It's when people get off on pictures and recipes of food or lie on the couch devouring TV food shows. Often they are eating hamburgers or junk food while they indulge their fantasies of eating the delicious foods they see.
Just like porn.
 
Oh, I look at the pictures here, then eat good food,( most days, sometimes I do just eat apples....but make notes for other days or next weeks shopping list if inspired) or have good sex. If we are providing the pictures of food then who is eating the burgers? ( my food pics go on a food thread in another part of this forum)

This is my first and only erotic site. ( actually I have joined fetlife too, but do not visit it) I didn't know I was doing it wrong :(.. Should I stop having sex? :(. :D

And....are you saying all the beautiful people in the pictures are not literotica posters :eek:

Elle

Your missed the point entirely, and it's perhaps understandable. You are conflating 'porn' as meaning just sexual imagery and texts and not seeing how it can also refer to the fetishization of food.

I wasn't referring to you at all. I was making the point about there being no essential fundamental difference between the users of porn and the users of images (usually glossy, and posed, well lit, like most porn) of food.
Google 'food porn' and it will be what I propose.
 
Ovens, mistresses be courted
The extremes men will go to
to get the heat, that they long for

The dream, that is the perfect French loaf

Share the treats, or into the freezer
It is all sugar, no matter the source or expense
Is molasses medicinal ?
I clutch my vanilla beans to my bosom


Lemon, I crave. Rum I crave.
Cheesecake I crave. Apples and oranges will not do!
(Rum, for the holidays.)

One cannot live on fish, alone-
indefinitely? Hence, I cannot say
I am a pescatarian. Visions of
lovingly preserved salmon,
opposed by the obscenity of
fresh scallops bleeding out
blue alien fluid. Keep that
chemical away from my seafood!

Out in Provincetown, they offer
a dish that clings to memory
like a burr on wool. The wonder
that is vinegar, fish, and herbs
rewards those brave enough to
venture
 
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