Your Epitaph?

[Lunation]

"I'd rather be here than the general board."

 

[Hornblende]

"Here lies Hornblende. Although part of him still seems to be standing up...!"

 

[curvyangel1969]

If you're looking for CurvyAngel she's been upgraded to the penthouse suite

 

[ViciousTease]

She may have gone to Hell, but she went with an agenda.

 

[DarkSimian]

"Hers lies the body of John Brown
Lost at sea, and never found."

 

[ViciousTease]

Apparently sarcasm CAN get you killed.

 

[Trumpire]

Did a bit too much for that Klondike bar.

Or

Drank a bit too much at that Klondike bar.

 

[barefootgirl69]

See! I told you I was sick!

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I like Charles Bukowski's epitaph "Don't try" but I would want to be original.

Let's see.. Probably the quote from Richard Nixon that is currently my signature.
I find it to be extremely relatable.

 

[Jaime_H]

"He came, he spunked, and conkered"

Do kids still play conkers?