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JerseyBoy

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Nothing quite like being on hold with the build-a-bear party hotline...

I think I'm going insane

makes me wanna

kill
Kill
KIll
KILl
KILL!!!!

and they all moved away from me on the bench...
 
My favorites are when bill collectors and what not call us up, and we're on hold before even speaking with someone:

"Your call is very imortant, please stay on the line, and an assistant will be with you shortly"

My response? I don't give a fuck who is on the other line, I hang up. If my call was important to them, there would have been a human on the other end when they dialed the number.
 
I got a call from a bill collector yesterday that was meant for someone else. He kept asking me if I was sure that I wasn't Donna Somethingorother. I had to look in the mirror to make sure.
 
My latest way to deal with telemarketers is to say 'Hold on just a second' and lay the phone down.

It's amazing how long they'll stay on till they figure out you're not comng back.
 
What's a build a bear party hotline?:confused:

I've stopped answering my phone most of the time so that I don't have to deal with the telemarketers. If I happen to answer I just say I'm not home.
 
CatEyes said:
What's a build a bear party hotline?:confused:

I've stopped answering my phone most of the time so that I don't have to deal with the telemarketers. If I happen to answer I just say I'm not home.
build-a-bear is the latest kiddie thing popping up at malls...you can basically build your bear from all the materials and jam it in the stuffing machine, pick all the accessories, etc...

and yeah they have bday parties there too (no, not for me :) )...which is why i was calling
 
JerseyBoy said:
build-a-bear is the latest kiddie thing popping up at malls...you can basically build your bear from all the materials and jam it in the stuffing machine, pick all the accessories, etc...

and yeah they have bday parties there too (no, not for me :) )...which is why i was calling

Come on.......your birthday is right around the corner. You know you want a bear party. Admit it.
 
bluemuse said:
Come on.......your birthday is right around the corner. You know you want a bear party. Admit it.
hehe...actually i want a bare party!
 
bluemuse said:
Come on.......your birthday is right around the corner. You know you want a bear party. Admit it.

We have one of those places here. They probably have them in lots of our cities. We could all go to them and make JerseyBoy a bear for his birthday and post pics of them *laughs*
 
MaggieH said:
We have one of those places here. They probably have them in lots of our cities. We could all go to them and make JerseyBoy a bear for his birthday and post pics of them *laughs*
nah...just make a smiley face with your boobies and send a picture of that :eek:
 
JerseyBoy said:
nah...just make a smiley face with your boobies and send a picture of that :eek:


oh my...I'm sure I couldn't compete with Cheyenne's, anyway

sure I can't make you a nice bear?
 
MaggieH said:
oh my...I'm sure I couldn't compete with Cheyenne's, anyway

sure I can't make you a nice bear?
as long as it isn't a Care Bear in disguise :)
 
JerseyBoy said:
the one with the poll?

Can I take an advance on next years birthday? :)

lol...of course. Anything for you , dearheart. You're heart is in good shape, isn't it?
 
bluemuse said:
lol...of course. Anything for you , dearheart. You're heart is in good shape, isn't it?
a recent physical indicates I'm ready for anything!

In anycase, i couldnt think of a better way to go than that!
 
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