Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Sometimes it's about how well someone writes. I much more inclined to reply to someone if they've:

Said something that shows they read my profile / some of my posts
Used a spell checker
Written in full sentences
Actually posted on the board - there are a lot of lurkers

I do admit to sometimes firing off a quick PM saying - I love your pics. But I think that's ok, every 'conversation' has to start somewhere.

x

Yes, I've even responded and chatted with a simple.

Hi.

 

[anna_tv]

Yes, I've even responded and chatted with a simple.

Hi.

Anyway, great thread, I shall definitely hang about.

x

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Anyway, great thread, I shall definitely hang about.

x

You're more than welcome to any time. It was nice chatting with you.

 

[Guest]

bumpin' again

 

[anna_tv]

Them:

"Are you interested in phonesex?"​

Me:

"No thanks, I have a cordless, I'm worried it might get lost"​

x

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Them:

"Are you interested in phonesex?"​

Me:

"No thanks, I have a cordless, I'm worried it might get lost"​

x

*snerk*

 

[asian_princess]

Rofl.....

I got....
Hard, hot & horny.. are you?


Hard....????? duh!!!

*laughs*

Yeah ok, good one.

Hey Red, you could've replied, "Yes...my cock is iron hard for you, ready to fuck you senseless, stud...wanna see my brand new shemale pics?" That would've helped him with his horny problem ...er, or not...sorry, forgot this is Lit

 

[NorthernPA4U]

Here's a great opening line (I have to admit I ran across it ELSEWHERE on the internet):

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

 

[JagFarlane]

*laughs*

Yeah ok, good one.

Hey Red, you could've replied, "Yes...my cock is iron hard for you, ready to fuck you senseless, stud...wanna see my brand new shemale pics?" That would've helped him with his horny problem ...er, or not...sorry, forgot this is Lit

ROTFLMAO

 

[Guest]

Them:

"Are you interested in phonesex?"​

Me:

"No thanks, I have a cordless, I'm worried it might get lost"​

x

AHAHAHAHA!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*laughs*

Yeah ok, good one.

Hey Red, you could've replied, "Yes...my cock is iron hard for you, ready to fuck you senseless, stud...wanna see my brand new shemale pics?" That would've helped him with his horny problem ...er, or not...sorry, forgot this is Lit

*shakes head* Some think every thing goes on Lit.

 

[Guest]

i always love the nitwits who say 'hi' and then when you don't answer....they keep saying 'hi' and buzzing until you put them on ignore in Yahoo

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i always love the nitwits who say 'hi' and then when you don't answer....they keep saying 'hi' and buzzing until you put them on ignore in Yahoo

I stopped having my Yahoo available openly. I'd get the first line ASL and not even a "Hi" sometimes.

 

[Guest]

I stopped having my Yahoo available openly. I'd get the first line ASL and not even a "Hi" sometimes.

i loathe that ASL.........like they can't read

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i loathe that ASL.........like they can't read

I can't stand it either. *shakes head* It's probably the most annoying thing that comes in an IM/PM.

 

[drew62]

I've always seem to strike out with the opening line of

"Wanna be my girlfriend?"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I've always seem to strike out with the opening line of

"Wanna be my girlfriend?"

Hmm... wonder why?

 

[drew62]

Hmm... wonder why?

Astonishing! isn't it?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Astounishing! isn't it?

I'm shocked. lol

 

[molly_hunter28]

I've been blessed only with very nice PM's as of late... I think some maybe learning...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I've been blessed only with very nice PM's as of late... I think some maybe learning...

I try very hard to be respectful.

 

[molly_hunter28]

I try very hard to be respectful.

You do so well Red

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You do so well Red

You're killin' me. *shakes head* I'm not even a lesbian, but damn you!

I had my sigs off and avatars off because of kids that don't belong to me hanging around here, they are gone now... another beautiful picture molly. Thanks for sharing it.

 

[JagFarlane]

You're killin' me. *shakes head* I'm not even a lesbian, but damn you!

I had my sigs off and avatars off because of kids that don't belong to me hanging around here, they are gone now... another beautiful picture molly. Thanks for sharing it.

LMAO...hmmmm Red bicurious perhaps?

 

[molly_hunter28]

You're killin' me. *shakes head* I'm not even a lesbian, but damn you!

I had my sigs off and avatars off because of kids that don't belong to me hanging around here, they are gone now... another beautiful picture molly. Thanks for sharing it.

*looks around*

Who me???

Thank you seriously red...