You wake up tomorrow with the powers of Superman...

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This includes the obvious stuff like flight and super-strength, but also the subtle stuff like having a fit body despite being unable to exercise and effective immortality.

What do you do?

How long until you go mad with power?
 
Making everyone in the world (or everyone on this board, depending on your meaning) a minion seems like a lot of work.

They will do as they are told or they and their children will be burned alive and made examples of.
 
If I was a perv, I'd say x-ray vision but I'm not so........


I'd fly.
 
Also, the first asshole I'm killing is Zack Snyder for making 2 of the worst movies imaginable about me.
 
This includes the obvious stuff like flight and super-strength, but also the subtle stuff like having a fit body despite being unable to exercise and effective immortality.

What do you do?

How long until you go mad with power?

Pre or post crisis?
 
Post. Pre-crisis had a bunch of mental powers and could easily move the moon, iirc.
 
Post. Pre-crisis had a bunch of mental powers and could easily move the moon, iirc.

Dennis O'Neil once said "How do you write about a character who can destroy the galaxy by listening hard?"
 
This includes the obvious stuff like flight and super-strength, but also the subtle stuff like having a fit body despite being unable to exercise and effective immortality.

What do you do?

How long until you go mad with power?

I can fly in my dreams so I would have to test the x-ray vision and heat beams from eyes.

10-15 seconds. Once the realization sets in.
 
Probably nothing - I would assume I had finally lost my mind and just have myself committed.
 
I'd have to upgrade my costume with a mask. Wearing glasses just won't cut it in the real world. That and I'd have to be diligent at pulling out since I don't want to blow some chicks brains all over myself when I had an orgasm.
 
I'd have to upgrade my costume with a mask. Wearing glasses just won't cut it in the real world. That and I'd have to be diligent at pulling out since I don't want to blow some chicks brains all over myself when I had an orgasm.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! No one is getting rid of glasses around here. Men in glasses are super sexy.

You take that statement back right this minute.
 
Flying sounds pretty cool. I'd fly all around the planet and then through the sun, and if I got bored here, I'd go find another solar system to play in. Could I keep that up for infinity? Probably not. I could bowl with planets for awhile but with no competition, how fun could that be?

Hedonism would likely be the end game for me. If I can't die, and after everything else is done, I'd probably just lay back and immerse myself in pleasure. Until that got old, anyway.

Hi, Never. It's been a long time.
 
Whoa, whoa, whoa! No one is getting rid of glasses around here. Men in glasses are super sexy.

You take that statement back right this minute.

Glasses are a sign of the superior intellect. You can be an idiot and wear glasses but you can't have the superior intellect without them.

Besides, girls seem to think guys who wear glasses are 'nice'. :devil:
 
I would spend all day flying around and bending things with my super strength! :)
 
Glasses are a sign of the superior intellect. You can be an idiot and wear glasses but you can't have the superior intellect without them.

Besides, girls seem to think guys who wear glasses are 'nice'. :devil:

Oh, I've known some men in glasses who are definitely not "nice". :cool:
 
If I go crazy, will you still call me Superman?
 
Oh, I've known some men in glasses who are definitely not "nice". :cool:

Why I said 'seem to think'. Works for Superman, works for me.

Perhaps first thing I would do is do the reverse time travel bit. Go back to the crucifixion of Jesus of Nazareth and see what really happened. If at all.
 
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