You might be redneck if?

[svenmn]

Okay everone define your redneck and see if it fits.

Mine does.

You might be redneck if your grandmother named her at least 2 sons near the same so she could call all at once?

Wilbur
William
Wilfred

She'd yell Bill and they'd come running.

 

[cybergirly]

...you have to go out on the front porch to do laundry.
...you have more than one broken kitchen appliance in your front yard.
...it's ok to date your first cousin.
...it's ok to marry your second cousin.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

... You go to a family reunion to meet chicks.
... Someone yells Hodown and your girlfriend hits the floor.

 

[Skibum]

Might be a redneck? My neck is so red I don't need tail lights on my motorcycle...

Okay, I'll play anyway. If the most common phrase in your house is "Somebody jiggle the handle", you might be a redneck.

 

[Skibum]

...it's ok to marry your second cousin.

You mean like my grandpartents?

 

[svenmn]

Mowed the lawn and found a car you might be redneck.

Actually mow swamp grass on south 20 acres and found pickup box, potatoe picker, bottom plow, and furrow.

 

[cybergirly]

Mowed the lawn and found a car you might be redneck.

Actually mow swamp grass on south 20 acres and found pickup box, potatoe picker, bottom plow, and furrow.

If you know what a potatoe picker is...you might be a redneck.

 

[svenmn]

If you know what a potatoe picker is...you might be a redneck.

Grew up growing potatoe's but never had picker had to do by hand hauled around on end of fuel tank that was cut off.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

You might be a Redneck if:

Your family tree doesn't branch

You have a bumper sticker that reads God,Guns,and Grits!

You think the South is GONA RISE AGAIN!!

You cry everytime you hear Dixie played

You name all 6 of your kids names that start with the same first letter (I actually know of people who have done this)

You think that Robert E Lee would make a DAMNED fine president

And.......
If you think that moonshine is God's greatest gift to man!

 

[svenmn]

You might be a Redneck if:

Your family tree doesn't branch

You have a bumper sticker that reads God,Guns,and Grits!

You think the South is GONA RISE AGAIN!!

You cry everytime you hear Dixie played

You name all 6 of your kids names that start with the same first letter (I actually know of people who have done this)

You think that Robert E Lee would make a DAMNED fine president

And.......
If you think that moonshine is God's greatest gift to man!

James
John
Joseph
Jennie
Josephine

My sister did sounds dumb

 

[Secret Kate]

 

[lovetoread]

Sniffle...

Why are ya'll picking on me and mine?

 

[cuz cracker]

what do ya mean "if"?

 

[paganangel]

you watch a working telivision that's sitting on top of a broken
one.

small house...big dog.

your mom doesn't take the cigarette out of her mouth before telling the state trooper ta kiss her ass.

you have a home that's mobile and a car that isn't.

 

[cybergirly]

...you drive the tractor to the store to get your beer.
...all of your neighbors within a 5 mile radius are relatives.
...you think Taco Bell is real Mexican food.
...the only restraunt you go to has banana puddin on the buffett.
...you have a relative named Tuney, Hunky, or Puss.

 

[Savai]

Oh gods I married a redneck!!

When you can't tell where the nose hair stops and your beard hair begins.. goes for ear hairs as well.

 

[Sandia]

Your car is worth more than your house...

and

You don't know how many dogs you have... or where they're living at...

 

[someplace]

[B...you have a relative named Tuney, Hunky, or Puss. [/B]

What about "Fluffy"? I actually have two (one male and one female) with that name.

 

[cybergirly]

What about "Fluffy"? I actually have two (one male and one female) with that name.

That counts.

How about...

...you take family trips to Wally World (ie Walmart)

 

[christianne]

If you see a sign that says say no to crack and it reminds you to pull up your jeans!


If you've been on TV more than once describing what the tornado sounded like.


If your father walks you to school because you're in the same grade.


You think the last four words of the national anthem are "Gentlemen start your engines!"

 

[SuperDot69]

if....if....there is no if in my family

My husband disassembles lawnmowers & other such thangs in the living room in front of the tv...

My brother has 3 cars in the yard...and NONE of 'em run

I grew up in a house with 30 cats and 4 dogs and all of 'em had names, some of which repeated with diff generations

 

[Georgia Girl]

You might be a redneck if

.......when asked for ID, you show your belt buckle/back of belt

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Sniffle...

Why are ya'll picking on me and mine?

Oh dear, Lovetoread; I am in no position to pickl on anyone as I am 5th generation Floridian and my mother's kin are as southern as blackeyed peas and rice with hog jowl!!! Was only having a bit of sport with the generalization. I really don't believe you could be a Redneck by what I've read of your posts. You're too intellegent!!! Please forgive if any insult was taken. I'm right there with you Babe!
It was all in fun.

 

[Boinky_Oinky]

That counts.

How about...

...you take family trips to Wally World (ie Walmart)

***Bluuuuusshhhhhh***

Oh Look! Now I really AM a RED neck!

Even the dog goes to Wally World.

-Oinky ( In Oklahoma )

 

[cybergirly]

OK I confess. Everything I've posted on this thread is something that my family has done. Of course that explains why I now live in California.