You may be a desperate dumbass...

[sunstruck]

If you rearange people's quotes and think you're being witty.

If you put an ass over someone's av instead of being a man and telling them your problem.

If you make false accusations about others to draw attention away from your lack of anything intelligent to say.

if you think calling someone sweetie means you've won an argument.

If you call other people losers for posting on a message board, in a post on a message board.

If you walk into an online community and tell people who've been here for years how to post.

If you make up a variety of careers to make people think you are an authority on a subject.

More to come as the dumbasses reveal themselves.

 

[Spinaroonie]

dammit.

Edit: Nothing we didn't know.

 

[sunstruck]

dammit.

Edit: Nothing we didn't know.

Sometimes stating the obvious for the less observant is good for everyone.

 

[Guru]

 

[Problem Child]

...constantly complaining that the entire board is "against you."

 

[Sillyman]

Sometimes stating the obvious for the less observant is good for everyone.

Sometimes it is. Other times it's more fun to watch the unobservant screw themselves.

 

[Nora]

If you whine that all the threads on the board are boring...in a thread on the board.

 

[teddybear4play]

I'm a desperate dumbass for reasons entirely different from these.

TB4p

 

[freakygirl]

ok, I'm paranoid.

Which one is about me?

 

[sunstruck]

ok, I'm paranoid.

Which one is about me?

No, no you're in the hot boobied cool ass chicks thread .

 

[Nora]

No, no you're in the hot boobied cool ass chicks thread .

HEY!! No fair! I've never seen her cool ass! *grumbles*

I was probably distracted by the bouncing boobies of babylon.

 

[Rhys]

If you whine that all the threads on the board are boring...in a thread on the board.

and then whining that no one brought any cheese to go with your whine.

 

[Sillyman]

Picking fights with PC. Not merely having him argue with you, but actively seeking it out.

 

[Nora]

You may be a desperate dumbass if...

An overwhelming majority of people tell you you're a dumbass, yet you persist in thinking that you're somehow smarter than all of them put together.

You get bonus dumbass points if you try to claim that nobody will admit that you're right cuz they're afraid of the 'clique'.

You get the special grand-prize padded cell if you think a higher power has touched you to "lead the way" for all the unenlightened folk who just haven't realize how "smart" you are yet.

 

[freakygirl]

No, no you're in the hot boobied cool ass chicks thread .

Sunstruck, Why do I not believe you


My ass is far from cool looking.. You aren't missing much Nora

I think Marxist has a picture of it. Ask him to forward it to you. LOL

 

[teddybear4play]

You get bonus dumbass points if you try to claim that nobody will admit that you're right cuz they're afraid of the 'clique'.

Especially if you stoop to claiming that you get assloads of PM's that support you.

TB4p

 

[sunstruck]

and then whining that no one brought any cheese to go with your whine.

No, that's suicide. lol That dumbass should seek help before it's too late.

 

[Rhys]

Especially if you stoop to claiming that you get assloads of PM's that support you.

TB4p

Assloads of PM's???? Geeze, that sounds painful.

 

[Sillyman]

Assloads of PM's???? Geeze, that sounds painful.

Sounds like a blast if I get a handjob with it.

 

[glamorilla]

we can take turns!

 

[curious2c]

So...if you do two of these things does that make you a double dumbass?

Eight of them would make you an octal dumbass?

All of the above would make you an infinite dumbass?

Something along those lines?

Just curious.

 

[Freya]

You get the special grand-prize padded cell if you think a higher power has touched you to "lead the way" for all the unenlightened folk who just haven't realize how "smart" you are yet.

You told me you'd love me anyways.


*sniffles*


One day you people will realize the truth!

 

[Nora]

You told me you'd love me anyways.


*sniffles*


One day you people will realize the truth!

Of course I love you, Freya! Now, follow the nice man in the white coat...he has a special treat for you!!! We brought you a pretty new jacket and he's going to help you put it on!

 

[Freya]

Of course I love you, Freya! Now, follow the nice man in the white coat...he has a special treat for you!!! We brought you a pretty new jacket and he's going to help you put it on!

But if I wrap my arms around myself like that, I won't be able to be touched with my higher power. And I just bought new batteries and everything.

 

[curious2c]

But if I wrap my arms around myself like that, I won't be able to be touched with my higher power. And I just bought new batteries and everything.

The man in the white coat will wrap your higher power in a latex robe...it won't need batteries that way.