You know you've been on lit too long when...

[lovecraft68]

Yup, a wannabe Playground style thread.

You know you've been on lit too long when

1- You see a sign advertising free facials at a spa, go in and are promptly slapped in the face and thrown out.

2- The BBC network is not what you thought it was.

3-snacks like cream pies and snowballs take on a whole new meaning.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Walmart will soon be selling frozen deep-fried Twinkies™.

 

[yossi]

4. You want to trap all the assholes inside a condemned building and burn the fucker to the ground.

I mean....think of sex during the day.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I shall now endeavor to avoid all condemned buildings in order to persevere...

 

[yossi]

Safety first.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This is my safety!

(Black Hawk Down reference...)

 

[foxinsox]

…you login but haven't posted regularly in years because there's nothing new under the sun.

 

[lovecraft68]

Mothers and Fathers day has a whole new meaning.

 

[Adre]

5. When you expect total strangers to expose their tits at your request.

 

[Que]

5. When you expect total strangers to expose their tits at your request.

Udders oot!

 

[Aphro]

5. When you expect total strangers to expose their tits at your request.

Wait...

So, this is wrong?

 

[Radiohead]

…you login but haven't posted regularly in years because there's nothing new under the sun.

To be fair, that av is more than fucking timeless, froggy.

 

[Adre]

Wait...

So, this is wrong?

Not when it's you, darling. Carry on.

 

[Hard_Rom]

When you realize the sun is rising.

 

[pensivepoet]

...When Eeyore begins to make sense to you.

 

[Hard_Rom]

...When Eeyore begins to make sense to you.

That's fucking terminal. How long do they give you?

 

[pensivepoet]

That's fucking terminal. How long do they give you?

On AJ's recommendation, I've hired Miles as my therapist.
BB says I'll be fine.

 

[butters]

When you're elderly neighbor tells you on her way out to errands that she "needs the ATM" and you nearly choke to death on your morning tea.

...When Eeyore begins to make sense to you.

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On AJ's recommendation, I've hired Miles as my therapist.
BB says I'll be fine.

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time to step awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy from the 'puter

 

[Darbhinder]

Yup, a wannabe Playground style thread.

You know you've been on lit too long when

1- You see a sign advertising free facials at a spa, go in and are promptly slapped in the face and thrown out.

2- The BBC network is not what you thought it was.

3-snacks like cream pies and snowballs take on a whole new meaning.

You're that creep that's into fucking his grand daughter, aren't you?