You Know You're Too Obsessed With Your Sexual Aids When:

[fisherfella]

When you keep looking for bigger batteries..

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

When you need a special ring for the keys to all your collars, cuffs, arm & leg spreaders, stocks, crosses, manacles, suspended chains, cages and... well really, the fact that you have all that stuff in the first place.



Ah, reminds me of 'Juanita, my sweet taquita'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAOCw72yzII

Your locksmith is on speed dial because all of your toys are keyed the same...

 

[UnderMyKilt]

When you're traveling and find you actually miss the ones you didn't pack.

It's moments like these that I wish there was a "Like" button on these forums. I know the feeling well.

 

[Series 6]

The smell of hand lotion is an aphrodisiac for you.

 

[ElliesExplorations]

You do an entire cleaning of the house, not because its messy, but because you can't find one of your toys...lol