You Know You're Too Obsessed With Your Sexual Aids When:

[ElliesExplorations]

When you realize that your big bag just isn't big enough to hold everything

 

[Jada59]

Your inbox is flooded with ads from places that sell sex toys.

 

[ElliesExplorations]

Your inbox is flooded with ads from places that sell sex toys.

This has happened to me when I'm browsing or searching something....the ad on the side was something that I had ordered before..."I quickly clicked do not show ads like these...lol"

 

[Jada59]

This has happened to me when I'm browsing or searching something....the ad on the side was something that I had ordered before..."I quickly clicked do not show ads like these...lol"

Hehehe.

 

[Kate_part2]

You feel yourself getting wet when you see anything remotely phallic shaped.

LOL, yes, definitely

 

[SophieUK]

You feel yourself getting wet when you see anything remotely phallic shaped.

Ha! Makes me feel less guilty..

 

[TheMrBurns]

You hire a sexual aide to manage your sexual aids.

 

[mnbreastluver]

When you left the house to go on a weekend getaway and realize you forgotten one and drive back 50 miles to go get it.

 

[ElliesExplorations]

When part of your daily schedule is to your toys.

 

[steelyblue73]

Every TV remote in your house is missing its batteries.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

You need new sexual aids since you've outgrown them...a week ago.

 

[ElliesExplorations]

Every TV remote in your house is missing its batteries.

Haha!!! This actually happened.


When your partner smiles and winks at you when you ask them to buy batteries.

 

[bunny4med]

You turn on a new one as the batteries die on the old one.

 

[ElliesExplorations]

You turn on a new one as the batteries die on the old one.

The postman winks at you when he delivers your package that says...kitchen vibrator...lol

 

[cowslinger64]

When you go from a toy box...to a steamer trunk........................perhaps a shipping container..

 

[Sexybritches69]

You carry them around attached to the inside of your trench coat.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

You start shopping for custom containers for your favorite ones.

 

[mnbreastluver]

You line the the bottom of the drawer in red velvet.

 

[UnderMyKilt]

While unpacking them for a play session you ask,

"Now who would like to have a date?".....(half expecting an answer).

 

[HBergeron]

One breaks or gets a crack in it, so you look online and find it's unadvisable to super glue it, so you give it a tearful viking funeral in the hot tub.

 

[ElliesExplorations]

The first thing you do after your house is broken into is to check if your toys are still there...lol

 

[bobb_sledd]

You setup a database to track statistics on each toy.

 

[ElliesExplorations]

You setup a database to track statistics on each toy.

tracking device...lol

You put a chip in each toy...lol

 

[ElliesExplorations]

The only thread you post on is about household objects that are used as toys.. lol

 

[EmpressJosephine]

When you're traveling and find you actually miss the ones you didn't pack.