You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSF (and getting old) W:

You've never been to a downtown lounge for "cougar night" because by the time the showboys come out, you'd be asleep on the floor.

 

[Maverick_Man]

Ykysfw

YKYSF (and getting old) W:

You've never been to a downtown longue for "cougar night" because by the time the showboys come out, you'd be asleep on the floor.

When your a cowboy and have never seen a couger

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSF (and getting old) W:

You've never been to a downtown longue for "cougar night" because by the time the showboys come out, you'd be asleep on the floor.

YKYSFW you say "at least you wouldn't wake up alone that way"

 

[Artina Heartflash]

When your a cowboy and have never seen a couger

Huh? I thought you are a firefighter.

YKYSFW:

The idea of a cowboy tying you with firehose instead of rope gives you a kinky quiver.

Or you envision horse bells on the fireman's suspenders

 

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW you say "at least you wouldn't wake up alone that way"

YKYSFW:
You may go to the floor anyway...in hopes of waking up with some kind of wet remnants on your flesh...


(YKYSFW: you spell "lounge" as "LONGue" in your yearnings.)

 

[SinfulMiki]

 

[dcraz]

You love the phrase... She looks like a 10 pound wildcat in a 5 pound sack!

But alas, you have never had the pleasure of such a wildcat...

 

[DLL]

You love the phrase... She looks like a 10 pound wildcat in a 5 pound sack!

But alas, you have never had the pleasure of such a wildcat...

you are looking in the wrong sacks

 

[Sprinkles22]

you are looking in the wrong sacks

So true! Between yours, DLL, and mine ..... if he'd been looking ..... he'd have found MORE wildcat than he could have ever handled alone

 

[dcraz]

you are looking in the wrong sacks

Grabbing my stetson as I head out the door...

Looking for the right kind of sack

In search of the elusive DLL wildcat

Yep sf is mounting here...

 

[dcraz]

So true! Between yours, DLL, and mine ..... if he'd been looking ..... he'd have found MORE wildcat than he could have ever handled alone

Ever known a Texan to back down from a challenge?

You haven't seen my 'handling' skills...

Anyone up for a little rodeo??? Have rope and spurs - will travel

 

[Sprinkles22]

Ever known a Texan to back down from a challenge?

You haven't seen my 'handling' skills...

Anyone up for a little rodeo??? Have rope and spurs - will travel

Aww, Man. You had to talk about Texans and challenges and rodeo and rope and spurs. All of my favorite things!!! My SF has just hit an ALL TIME high.

Will travel? I think you've got the addy

 

[Cathleen]

YKYSFW you see Yank's av and wish you were tofu... that's bad SF.

 

[Cathleen]

<snip>

Yep sf is mounting here...

You had to say mounting didn't you?

 

[pleasteasme]

'handling'

rodeo

rope

spurs

and then you add this?

mounting

What are you trying to do to us?!

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW you just wanna be done to, you no longer care what...

 

[bobsgirl]

YKYSFW you see Yank's av and wish you were tofu... that's bad SF.

No amount of SF could make me wish I was tofu.

On the other hand, YKYSFW when you can't decide which is more appealing: the chocolate in Yank's AV or the sentiment written on it!

Hold on a sec...that's not chocolate! Yank, what the hell is that?

 

[bobsgirl]

YKYSFW you notice that you put your T-shirt on inside out because you were fantasizing. Again.

 

[midwestyankee]

YKYSFW you see Yank's av and wish you were tofu... that's bad SF.

No amount of SF could make me wish I was tofu.

On the other hand, YKYSFW when you can't decide which is more appealing: the chocolate in Yank's AV or the sentiment written on it!

Hold on a sec...that's not chocolate! Yank, what the hell is that?

Cate, I'm sure many would agree

Not least of all GG.

And then there's my friend BG,

Who chocolate seems to see

But I must disappoint, you see

For it's merely dark bread on me.

YKYSFW you find yourself rhyming about food before breakfast.

 

[bobsgirl]

Cate, I'm sure many would agree

Not least of all GG.

And then there's my friend BG,

Who chocolate seems to see

But I must disappoint, you see

For it's merely dark bread on me.

YKYSFW you find yourself rhyming about food before breakfast.

Seeing chocolate seems to happen way too often to me. It's wishful thinking.

YKYSFW you think about certain body parts dipped in chocolate.

 

[LibraStud]

YKYSFW you get hot when talking about tongue and groove cedar panels.

 

[GiveawayGirl]

Cate, I'm sure many would agree

Not least of all GG.

And then there's my friend BG,

Who chocolate seems to see

But I must disappoint, you see

For it's merely dark bread on me.

YKYSFW you find yourself rhyming about food before breakfast.

YKYSFW you feel compelled to clearly state for all to read that you will never be sexually frustrated enough to wish you were tofu!

 

[trojan999]

YKYSFW you're not getting any?

 

[Cathleen]

YKYSFW you feel compelled to clearly state for all to read that you will never be sexually frustrated enough to wish you were tofu!

YKYSFW the only reason I wish to be tofu is that Yank is the only one I know that'd eat it!

Hi friend

 

[Cathleen]

YKYSFW you get hot when talking about tongue and groove cedar panels.

YKYSFW you now want to panel every wall and have hard wood floors put in too.