You know you're a pervert when....

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When your first thought on seeing the cashier at the store is 'how would she look in Shibari? '
 
When u point out nice breasts to your boyfriend and he actually becomes shocked at how often u are looking at other women :rolleyes:
 
This is where you come when the GB is batshit boring. :rolleyes:
 
DVS said:
This is where you come when the GB is batshit boring. :rolleyes:

LMAO!!!

GOOD one DVS! :kiss:

When you order the book titled When Someone You Love Is Kinky and it bores the shit outta ya cause you already know everything in it!



Fury :rose:
 
Salendire said:
When u point out nice breasts to your boyfriend and he actually becomes shocked at how often u are looking at other women :rolleyes:

When you point out nice breasts to your boyfriend and he is NOT shocked at how often u are looking at other women. ;)
 
when the first thing you look at when introduced to someone new is the size of their hard and wonder how long it will take for it to slide in...
 
raven2 said:
When you point out nice breasts to your boyfriend and he is NOT shocked at how often u are looking at other women. ;)

Thats Hawt
 
DVS said:
This is where you come when the GB is batshit boring. :rolleyes:

There are times when the GB is -not- batshit boring?

I spent about two days there once. I'd rather leave the computer and do dishes than hang out in there. :p
 
Oh, and my contribution, which isn't really all that good...

You know you're a pervert when you'll put off work on your tattoo because you're seeing your boyfriend in a week and you don't want to have to play gentle.

When you consider getting the work done anyway, and not telling him to play gentle.







See? I'm just not funny. :p
 
jadefirefly said:
There are times when the GB is -not- batshit boring?

I spent about two days there once. I'd rather leave the computer and do dishes than hang out in there. :p

Really have to agree with you there. :D
 
You sit in a cafe with a friend discussing the size of his flogger, not the size of his dick
 
You Know You're A Pervert When....

you see a woman walking a Large Dog & wonder just how they "play" together....
***And wondering how to ask if you can watch.... without getting hit...

LMAOOOOO ... had to for the thread I am in now....
 
shy slave said:
You sit in a cafe with a friend discussing the size of his flogger, not the size of his dick

Are you saying size matters? :D
 
shy slave said:
Only if its a flogger LOL those really small ones can get into the smallest folds of skin :eek:

Yeah but isn't that the aim (if you'll pardon the pun). :D
 
raven2 said:
Yeah but isn't that the aim (if you'll pardon the pun). :D

The aim, the size, the wrist action it all counts in different ways.

But you know your a pervert when the conversation talks of shoes and handbags one minute and the local riding shop the next :D
 
shy slave said:
The aim, the size, the wrist action it all counts in different ways.

But you know your a pervert when the conversation talks of shoes and handbags one minute and the local riding shop the next :D

Yep, that is very true and a corollary is you know you are a pervert when your talk turns to the local riding shop and you are in the middle of Manhattan
 
raven2 said:
Yep, that is very true and a corollary is you know you are a pervert when your talk turns to the local riding shop and you are in the middle of Manhattan

ROFL


But do you try the gear on in the shop???
 
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