TNRkitect2b
Sir Brian
- Joined
- Feb 2, 2003
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You Know You Are a Redneck Dom(me) When..
When your suspension system is just a remake of an old engine hoist you had in the back yard.
When your floggers include, leather, suede, pigskin and road kill.
When your paddles include a cutting board, an old ore, and a whittled down axe handle.
When you can crack a single tail to the tune of Dixie.
When you tell your relatives that the hooks and pulleys in your bedroom ceiling are there so you can work on your truck engine and they believe you.
When you have a blow up coon dog on the top shelf of your closet.
When you think you can fix anything with duct tape, bailing twine or super glue.
When you have a spanking bench welded onto the bed of your pickup.
When bathroom control means a padlock on the outhouse.
When your electric toys include a cattle prod and the tractor battery with attached battery cables.
When your idea of suspension is hanging your sub by the overall straps from the bailing hook in the old barn.
If your idea of bitch boots are brogans.
When the last time you did fire play you had hell getting that bar-b-que grill through the bedroom door.
When your idea of lube includes the five-gallon tub of Crisco or WD-40.
When you and your slave are conversing about cow tipping, chitlins, or out houses and you think you are having an intelligent conversation.
When the majority of your BDSM equipment comes from the feed and grain store.
When you go hunting each season just because you really want to get a new set of matching floggers...
When ice play is skinny-dipping in the creek in November.
(Thanks to succulent_one on the jokes thread in the playground)
When your suspension system is just a remake of an old engine hoist you had in the back yard.
When your floggers include, leather, suede, pigskin and road kill.
When your paddles include a cutting board, an old ore, and a whittled down axe handle.
When you can crack a single tail to the tune of Dixie.
When you tell your relatives that the hooks and pulleys in your bedroom ceiling are there so you can work on your truck engine and they believe you.
When you have a blow up coon dog on the top shelf of your closet.
When you think you can fix anything with duct tape, bailing twine or super glue.
When you have a spanking bench welded onto the bed of your pickup.
When bathroom control means a padlock on the outhouse.
When your electric toys include a cattle prod and the tractor battery with attached battery cables.
When your idea of suspension is hanging your sub by the overall straps from the bailing hook in the old barn.
If your idea of bitch boots are brogans.
When the last time you did fire play you had hell getting that bar-b-que grill through the bedroom door.
When your idea of lube includes the five-gallon tub of Crisco or WD-40.
When you and your slave are conversing about cow tipping, chitlins, or out houses and you think you are having an intelligent conversation.
When the majority of your BDSM equipment comes from the feed and grain store.
When you go hunting each season just because you really want to get a new set of matching floggers...
When ice play is skinny-dipping in the creek in November.
(Thanks to succulent_one on the jokes thread in the playground)
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