You know the cats are too fat when...

[Xander]

You feel the floor boards give in, when they jump down from the chair....

 

[Todd]

You feel the floor boards give in, when they jump down from the chair....

Have you been spying on my great aunt and great uncles cat?

 

[sexy-girl]

my cats small but she sounds like a elephant sometimes ... when we're sitting in the living room can hear a loud thud as she jumps off my mothers bed from the room above

 

[Xander]

Re: Re: You know the cats are too fat when...

Have you been spying on my great aunt and great uncles cat?

No Todd, I'm refering to tuppy Salem and fatass Miko, that is curently sitting and looking at me like they want something.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

It's not real, but sure is funny to look at

 

[Xander]

LMAO!!!!!!

It's not real, but sure is funny to look at

MIKO!!!!! Will you get off the poor man so he can breathe!!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Xander, darling, you have to get them back into shape! Obesity can kill cats! It's ajoo easy. Get them Iams diet catfood. They'll love it after they find out there is nothing else to eat in the house and they'll starve to death if they don't eat. This means locking Ravey in the closet so he can't feed them. Then get them to exercise! This is much simpler than it sounds. Purchase a large breed puppy like a greyhound or a labrador retreiver. You want a hound or hunting dog for the simple reason that they will chase the cats. You can let Ravey out of the closet now, the cats won't come down from the top of the curtains to eat no matter what.

 

[Xander]

Xander, darling, you have to get them back into shape! Obesity can kill cats! It's ajoo easy. Get them Iams diet catfood. They'll love it after they find out there is nothing else to eat in the house and they'll starve to death if they don't eat. This means locking Ravey in the closet so he can't feed them. Then get them to exercise! This is much simpler than it sounds. Purchase a large breed puppy like a greyhound or a labrador retreiver. You want a hound or hunting dog for the simple reason that they will chase the cats. You can let Ravey out of the closet now, the cats won't come down from the top of the curtains to eat no matter what.

I know KM, and trust me Salem has lost some weight, becasue of excesises. BUT it is after all Ravenlofts cats, and well he has the final call over them.

As for purchasing a dog to chase the tuppy bastards around LOL, well I'll take that under consideration.

 

[SGTBIGDOG420]

a magizine I read once said your cats overwaight if laying on its side you cant feel its ribs. hell my wife tried it with our cat and responded "muffy doesnt have any ribs" muffy is a 25 pound main coon and ruler of the house, so i love big cats.







I also kinda like a little pussy too.