You know its a bad day when....

[Svedish_Chef]

you get out of bed only to find that day got up, had a look around and said "Fuck it, I'm going back to bed."

 

[Ambrosious]

You drive to work and "60 Minutes" is waiting on the lawn.

 

[*Lazer*]

You know it's not your day when........

You take that first big gulp of coffee and burn the fuck out of your tongue, and have to thalk flike pthat thu west of thu dayth.

 

[Shelby]

When you break your toe running down the stairs because the coffee maker is overflowing on the counter and you hear it dripping onto the floor.

Parental flashback..."Don't run in the house." Thank God I wasn't carrying scissors!

 

[Silverlily]

It's only noon and you've managed to piss off people in four different states.

 

[scylis]

when Richard Simmons shows up to help you get out of bed..