ExLimey
Cruising the blueline
- Joined
- Oct 16, 2001
- Posts
- 2,707
I was so sweet and innocent when I found this place and now this is what I've been reduced to.
I'm talking to a female co-worker today about drywall anchors for putting a mirror up. She's showing me the ones she got and saying that she thinks they might show too much and wants my advice on different ones to get. Me being male and giddy at the thought of going to the hardware store makes me an expert on all things hardware related. Anyway, I'm headed to the hardware store myself at lunch to pick up a couple of things so I yell through our office, "Hey ****, do you want me to pick up some of those butt plug things you want?"
Thankfully we didn't have any clients in the office at the time. Our receptionist almost fell out of her chair. We have some pretty graphic conversations at times (I know all about the size of their husband's penises in relation to their curling irons and how often they get it and that during the next week it'll only be oral because of "that time") Usually I just hide in my office until the conversation dies down (I'm outnumbered 5 to 1).
These types of comments are directly related to my lurking here! I never knew about any of this stuff, I was pure as the driven snow!
A sexual harrassment lawyer could have a field day at our office. I think we'd all be rich. Pubic hairs on Coke cans and discussions of Seinfeld episodes are nothing.
I'm talking to a female co-worker today about drywall anchors for putting a mirror up. She's showing me the ones she got and saying that she thinks they might show too much and wants my advice on different ones to get. Me being male and giddy at the thought of going to the hardware store makes me an expert on all things hardware related. Anyway, I'm headed to the hardware store myself at lunch to pick up a couple of things so I yell through our office, "Hey ****, do you want me to pick up some of those butt plug things you want?"
Thankfully we didn't have any clients in the office at the time. Our receptionist almost fell out of her chair. We have some pretty graphic conversations at times (I know all about the size of their husband's penises in relation to their curling irons and how often they get it and that during the next week it'll only be oral because of "that time") Usually I just hide in my office until the conversation dies down (I'm outnumbered 5 to 1).
These types of comments are directly related to my lurking here! I never knew about any of this stuff, I was pure as the driven snow!
A sexual harrassment lawyer could have a field day at our office. I think we'd all be rich. Pubic hairs on Coke cans and discussions of Seinfeld episodes are nothing.
