You absolute...

[PandaLover00]

You Absolute Coffee mug!

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute pudding floor.

 

[ATrueNewBeginning]

You absolute bottom of the barrel slime

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute broken window

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute microplastics.

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute asparagus pancake.

 

[_SallySparrow_]

You absolute cheesecloth

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute vinyl record single.

 

[JonTheStudent]

You absolute Scotch Egg

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You absolute spittoon.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You absolute fopdoddle.

 

[mentalmaven]

You absolute wet sock.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You absolute slubberdegullion.

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute miniature codpiece.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute Pterodactyl.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute Pterodactyl.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent.

 

[Taegul]

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent.

Maybe. But his pooping wasn't silent.

WOW

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute dj spinning club beats in a country bar.

 

[VoraciousValue]

You absolute bloody Argy wanker!

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute pumpkin

 

[Zumbamami_69]

You absolute saddle goose dalcop.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You absolute link I should never, ever click

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute expired coupon.

 

[Firefly_Dancer]

You absolute menace (I may have actually said this today)

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute ingrown hair