You absolute...

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You absolute parmesan toes.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute melt!

 

[VoraciousValue]

You absolute Monty Python villain!

You absolute Hollywood remake no one asked for.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute sugar-coated fart.

 

[baculum]

You absolute burnt cornflakes

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute scone snogger.

 

[milfylata]

You absolute nincompoop

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute sewage thief.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Blame @barefootgirl69
Her idea.

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Go for it, you absolute chair legs

EDIT: this is just for fun. Keep it fun, don't be an absolute mean arsehole.

I think people are forgetting things are SUPPOSED to be funny.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute window sash.

 

[Esther_Montanus]

You absolute cheesecake

 

[Taegul]

You absolute never-ending Row Row Row Your Boat song.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute pudding pop with the gabble rabble fubble bopple.

 

[Just_Derek26]

You absolute cotton headed ninny muggins

 

[baculum]

You absolute itching eyelid

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute arcade cabinet missing a joystick.

 

[Marlboroguy]

You absolute overpriced streaming service.

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute piss stain

 

[_SallySparrow_]

You absolute construction cone

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute asbestos stuffed bear.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute empty coffee cup.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute fork in the eye.

 

[baculum]

You absolute rotting grapefruit

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute porcupine loofa.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute screwdriver.