You absolute...

[Melodi24]

You absolute flat tire

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

You absolute ball of lint

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute red solo cup.

 

[Nylonian]

You absolute satsuma

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute ranch dressing on a fry-up.

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

You absolut Marilynmonroed my day

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute broken necklace.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute broken record

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

You absolute paper cut

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute tree trunk.

 

[bunny4med]

You absolute wanker.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute full bin.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute cigarette butt

 

[Nylonian]

You absolute long run cramp.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute cheese wheel.

 

[VoraciousValue]

You absolute aubergine!

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute aubergine!

You absolute courgette!

 

[Nylonian]

You absolute nuclear launch silo.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute broken shopping trolley wheel.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute turbine.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute white crayon.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute door knob.

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute binbag

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolute jaw ache

 

[Nylonian]

You absolute three-wheeled trolley.