You absolute...

[EctoJohn]

You absolute petticoat!

 

[PrissOff]

You absolute babbling bobble head

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute traffic cone.

 

[ericalauren]

I saw someone on Bluesky refer to their ex as a "fecal matter bitch". I have to admit that I giggled at that. Do people in the UK use bitch as an insult? I think that they do.

 

[PrissOff]

You absolute darling

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute spanglecunt

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute burned out light bulb.

 

[Anastasia1999]

You absolute chocolate teapot.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute glow-in-the-dark marker.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute bald tire

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute crockpot

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute hair pile.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute broken down box

 

[RaineDrops]

You absolute frozen yogurt

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute Dirk Diggler

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute old milk carton.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute, Milk Dud

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute crop duster.

 

[jonnoback]

Prob a repeat but…

You absolute twat

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute casserole

(Credit - Mike Wozniak)

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute alt

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute grey rainbow.

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute waste of skin

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute arse with no hole

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

You absolute Kelvin