You absolute...

[EctoJohn]

You absolute banana peel.

 

[PrincessVespa]

You absolute lawn flamingo.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute flat basketball.

 

[Bluepie884]

You absolute gumby

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute flatulent dog.

 

[Leigh81]

You absolute butt sniffer

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You absolute twatwaffle

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute missed innuendo

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute central processing unit.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute charge-by-the-hour motel washcloth.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute alarm clock.

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute carrot

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute ferret poop.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute floppy ear

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute wankspangle

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute Air Bud sequel.

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute Parisian whore

(complimentary)

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute Parmesan cheese wheel.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute cactus.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute Parmesan cheese wheel.

I've got a hankering for a hunk of cheese

I'll see myself out.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute public service announcement.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute rain on my parade

 

[Taegul]

You absolute chupacabra.

 

[Xerxes82]

You absolute tangerine

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute clone.