You absolute...

[Melodi24]

You absolute flat tire

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

You absolute ball of lint

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute red solo cup.

 

[Nylonian]

You absolute satsuma

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute ranch dressing on a fry-up.

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

You absolut Marilynmonroed my day

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute broken necklace.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute broken record

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

You absolute paper cut

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute tree trunk.

 

[bunny4med]

You absolute wanker.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute full bin.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute cigarette butt

 

[Nylonian]

You absolute long run cramp.