You absolute...

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolutely cum wipe

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute brick

 

[jonnoback]

You absolute bollock

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute potato

 

[jonnoback]

You absolute spud

 

[Taegul]

You absolute hula hoop.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute fish taco.

 

[Graybear1826]

You absolute shoe horn

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute peanut shell.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute politician.

 

[EctoJohn]

Youi absolute bucket of coffee grounds.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute thunder cannon

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute wanksnap

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute cuntwaffle

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute wanksnap

Sounds painful

You absolute ER visit

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute broken wing.