You absolute...

[PotNoodle79]

Please sir, can I have some more?

You absolute Artful Dodger

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute Fagin

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute Uriah Heep

 

[jonnoback]

You absolute trunk strumpet

You absolute trunk strumpet.

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute hosecco fiend

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute fuck twank

 

[PotNoodle79]

What is a twank, you absolute fanny fart?

 

[EyesOnHers]

What is a twank, you absolute fanny fart?

A new word I invented for you.
You absolute chicken pocket fucker

 

[mickyp123]

What is a twank, you absolute fanny fart?

A Twank is a heavy armoured vehicle that runs on twacks

 

[PotNoodle79]

A new word I invented for you.
You absolute chicken pocket fucker

Didn’t know you cared, you absolute cum frosted pastry

 

[Kat90xx]

A Twank is a heavy armoured vehicle that runs on twacks

Is the driver Bigus Dickus?

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute not the messiah

 

[EyesOnHers]

Didn’t know you cared, you absolute cum frosted pastry

I swear to God, Noods... I have had an evening.
I will make you wish you were wearing the cum soaked chicken on your head like a hat, covering your ears so you can't hear the insults on the tip of my tongue.

You absolute xxxxxxxx

 

[PotNoodle79]

I swear to God, Noods... I have had an evening.
I will make you wish you were wearing the cum soaked chicken on your head like a hat, covering your ears so you can't hear the insults on the tip of my tongue.

You absolute xxxxxxxx

You’re assuming I haven’t already

I’ve had some lonely nights.

 

[mickyp123]

Is the driver Bigus Dickus?

Nope, Ludicrous Sextus

 

[EyesOnHers]

You’re assuming I haven’t already

I’ve had some lonely nights.

You absolute candle snuffer

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute candle sniffer

You absolute broken light bulb

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute broken light bulb

Weak

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute broken light bulb

Weak

You absolute worm infested cat shuffling it's arse towards your nose

 

[PotNoodle79]

Weak

Not when you’re picking the glass from your bare feet.

Source: personal experience

 

[jonnoback]

Weak

Single filament

 

[EyesOnHers]

Not when you’re picking the glass from your bare feet.

Source: personal experience

Okay...
You absolute drinky dronky light bulb smasher

 

[jonnoback]

Not when you’re picking the glass from your bare feet.

Source: personal experience

Was that in the style of John McClane

 

[Apisto42]

Was that in the style of John McClane

You absolute yippee ki yay

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute light in a prism.