You absolute...

[Blade409]

You absolute row rent, Baltic Ave Livin’, no internet havin’, horrible excuse for a telecom company!

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute sour apple.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute hammock.

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolute puddle

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute tent peg

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute week-old leftover takeaway

 

[kreemi_pi]

You absolute bollock

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute bollock

You absolute bullock

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

You absolute hillbilly

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute liability

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute nose bleed

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute sad clown

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute dog collar!

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute exhausted brain

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute pink Cadillac.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute birthday candle that won't blow out