You absolute...

[DirrrtyDanny]

You absolute cock-waffle

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute buttcanoe

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute existential crisis

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute micro green.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute bent putter.

 

[EctoJohn]

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[Taegul]

You absolute twig.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute left trigger

 

[EctoJohn]

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[PotNoodle79]

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[SimplyMsT]

You absolute sap

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute rusty spoon

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute car wreck

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute bomb scare

 

[SimplyMsT]

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[PotNoodle79]

You absolute bin fire

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute hockey puck

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute bad haircut

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute jack hammer

 

[SimonSex]

You absolute Wankel rotary engine

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute sinking feeling

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute bottom dweller

 

[PotNoodle79]

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[P_j93]

You absolute door knob

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute side boob