You absolute...

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute pretzel

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

You absolute fairy cake.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute enchilada

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute Moomin

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

You absolute creme de menthe.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute cannonball

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute wally

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute willy

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute fanny pack

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute bumbag

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute goat herd

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute handle-less screwdriver

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolutely back scratcher

 

[ebony_pussy]

You absolute bagpipe

 

[snexxer]

You absolute fart in a spacesuit.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute missing puzzle piece

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute icicle

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute cat turd

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute fart in an elevator.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute umbrella

 

[ebony_pussy]

You absolute playah

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute erection in church

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute whinger

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute Bundt

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute bottle of ink.