You absolute...

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute chocolate teapot

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute kettle

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute wad of tissues.

 

[Taegul]

Maybe there should be bonus points for Vocaroos with people doing their British accents?

You absolute nerfherder.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Maybe there should be bonus points for Vocaroos with people doing their British accents?

You absolute nerfherder.

You get bonus points for the Star Wars reference

 

[Stephie02]

You absolute pencil

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Maybe there should be bonus points for Vocaroos with people doing their British accents?

That would be fairly pointless for a good many of us, you absolute tosser.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

You absolute shitstain
You absolute dickbag

...am I doing it right?

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

One per post, you absolute toerag.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute cornflake

 

[Taegul]

That would be fairly pointless for a good many of us, you absolute tosser.

I still like hearing bad accent impersonations, you absolute toot.

 

[Stephie02]

You absolute cob

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

I still like hearing bad accent impersonations, you absolute toot.

Obviously you're an absolute van Dyke.

 

[Stephie02]

Obviously you're an absolute van Dyke.

Ooo I like that one!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

You absolute chancre

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute Kardashian

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute shitstain
You absolute dickbag

...am I doing it right?

No. It's supposed to be fun.

ETA: I forgot my post!

You absolute bagel.

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute sandwich wrapper

 

[Wageslave]

You absolute bread bin

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute cup

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute candle

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute paper plate

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

You absolute cracker.

Hmmm, no, maybe that wasn't actually an insult.

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute cracker.

Hmmm, no, maybe that wasn't actually an insult.

Stricken from the record.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute cracker.

Hmmm, no, maybe that wasn't actually an insult.

It is in the US. (Cracker is a slang term for white person, usually white trash types)