You absolute...

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute pill

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolutely pillock

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute sauce pot

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

It is in the US. (Cracker is a slang term for white person, usually white trash types)

I hope you know it was meant in the British way, you absolute barmpot.

 

[PotNoodle79]

I hope you know it was meant in the British way, you absolute barmpot.

A thing of beauty, that

 

[cheekygirl75]

I hope you know it was meant in the British way, you absolute barmpot.

I figured Thought I’d just warn you in case you ever tried that on other Americans, especially ones from the south.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

There are plenty of other insults for those absolute napkins (US: diapers).

 

[snexxer]

You absolute twonk

 

[Japansurfer]

Stop it you absolute Pringle

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute blanket

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute horn

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

<seasonal> You absolute snowdrift.

 

[Stephie02]

You absolute pile

 

[MrsJ0nes]

You absolute pile

You absolute goddess

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute rain cloud

 

[MrsJ0nes]

You absolute shoe

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

You absolute doughnut.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute lamp

 

[SmilingLez]

You absolute idiot

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute pea

 

[MrsJ0nes]

You absolute wombat

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute cheeseball

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute doorknob

 

[Absolute_10]

I am Absolute.

 

[Stephie02]

You absolute guy