You absolute...

[KentBloke63]

Smeg head?

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute Christmas Pudding

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute chicken salad!

 

[jason28053]

You absolute Telly

 

[ericalauren]

Wanker is my favorite!

 

[jason28053]

Wanker is my favorite!

I like knob too

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Wanker is my favorite!

I’m a wanker…..er…..…ah

 

[fsa52]

You absolute drain plug!

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute whopper

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute plug

 

[jason28053]

You absolute socket

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute spray

 

[fsa52]

You absolute doodle!

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute knee

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute bookend.

 

[Japansurfer]

You absolute bell end

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute jar

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute hat stand

 

[Footman69]

You absolute spotted headed floor wobbler

 

[Grumpy_OG]

you absolute door knocker

 

[cocokittysurprise]

You absolute lint licker!

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute curtain hanger.

 

[Grumpy_OG]

You absolute doughnut hole

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute post

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute manky bootlid!